Hi, I'd like to try running the game at some point, but I want to know which weapons deal the most damage and if anybody knows which executions are the fastest.

Okay, so I looked up a execution video on youtube and timed all the executions. These are not down to the frame accurate, but they are mostly accurate. Unarmed Execution - 3.06 Bat - 5.41 Ham - 3.17 Stick - 4.42 Machete - 2.36 Axe - 5.27 Revolver - 3.44 Red Axe - 4.95 Katana - 3.64 Golf Club - 4.18 Uzi - 5.64 Cricket Bat - 3.62 Bone - 4.34 Umbrella - 5.88 Silenced Pistol - 4.64 Sledgehammer - 3.37 Robo-Fist + Vampire Claws - 5.64 Ray Gun - 3.71 Crowbar - 4.19 Mighty Hammer - 4.22 Cutlass - 9.26 Unihorn - 4.20

So the slowest execution in the game is the Cutlass, and the fastest execution is the Machete