Ambaharmony's Guide to Hamtaro: Ham Ham Heartbreak Any%

Please note, this is a very informal guide. It's more of notes and just an outline on how to complete the game. It doesn't tell you exactly where to go (For example: Get Heyhoo, Bluhoo, and GoGo) but more of a reminder of how to do it. Also, there's some rather harsh language. 

A full guide will be made eventually, this just currently a decent way for a newbie to figure things out.

With that in mind, here's the currently fastest known method on how to speedrun Any% HHHH:

Sunny Peak
- Tutorial bullshitz
- Get Heyhoo, Bluhoo, and Gogo
- Say LOOKIE to the older brother
- Float down the river, get Putput and Offdoff
- Fix the boat and save Bijou
- Go back and get Hamlift
- Take the boat over and agree to look for the potty seat
- Save Oxnard + Pepper, then Scat and Harmony cutscenes
- Get the potty seat
- REMEMBER TO TALK TO THE HAMLIFT GUY; walk to the right of him to trigger text, then Hamlift for 20 seeds
- Give the seat to older brother, then learn Sesam-E
- Lose Bijou and get Little Bitch to follow you
- Head right (at the top of the screen) and buy Bananas to give to the monkey
- Cheer up Little Bitch, enter the cave and go left, down, left, up, up
- Watch these sick fucks rub their assholes together
- Go down and left and buy the oil can
- Head up the rope by the bridge and rub assholes in front of Scat
- Pakapaka to save the ham, get Liber-T and Lovedove
- Exit Sunny Peak
Sandy Bay
- Unlock Sandy Bay by talking to Boss
- Go left and Tack-Q PINEAPPLE ROCK
- Go down and learn FussFuss
- Go left and Tack-Q PIER ROCK
- Say Lookie to Broski
- Tack-Q PINEAPPLE ROCK, then get Tinglie AND SAY LOOKIE TO HER AFTER
- Get the Pineapple using Hif-Hif, then Tinglie
- Get Bizzaroo and Blanko
- Tack-Q SHACK ROCK, THE ROCK BY THE ROCK BY THE SHACK (fak u totalled) TWICE, SHACK ROCK, and PINEAPPLE ROCK
- Tack-Q ROCK BY PIER ROCK and PIER ROCK, then talk to Broski again
- Save Barrette, blah blah blah
- Hif-hif the bottle, find the captain, and say Hamha then FussFuss
- Island bullshit with Pashmina and Penelope
- Once getting back grab the Blue Marble (in red barrel by FussFuss bros), play the Pineapple game, and get Ta-Dah
- Exit Sandy Bay
Fun Land
- Unlock Fun Land and GET PASSCHAT
- Get Scrub-E and dig up the garbage
- Play the dumbest game ever to win a Green Marble (600 points)
- Get Blash-T
- Go around the park counterclockwise, watch the ferris wheel cutscene, then enter the control room
- Say Heyhoo to the robot, GET CHUKCHUK, and beat Scat
- Say Gasp-P to Sandy and Stan to get Hamteam (and don't try to make me feel bad because you forget things like this you asshole)
- Exit Fun Land
Boo Manor
- Unlock Boo Manor
- Talk to the guard ham, then pick up the flyer and dig up the pipe
- Say Blash-T twice, then buy the ID and enter the Manor
- Say Heyhoo and Ta-Dah to the man at the desk to get Thump-P and Bronze Card
- Head down the left stairs and get Go-P
- Go upstairs and all the way right to enter the door
- Pick up the journal page and Go-P in the second mirror on the top row
- Dumb boss fight, get the Silver Card, use the wooden board to exit
- Say Hamha and Blash-T to Dexter + Howdy to get Hamspar
- Light the fireplace and get Nopookie
- Use Tack-Q and Hamspar on the ghost blocking the door, enter, and watch Hamtaro get rekt
- Go back to the fireplace room to get Nok-Nok and Pushie
- Open the hidden wall passage and say Heyhoo to Howdy + Hamtaro
- Say Liber-T to the elevator hams twice to save Hamtaro and get Flip-Flop
- Play the Scrub-E game
- Go to the next floor and Tack-Q the far wall twice
- Do the quiz, beat Scat by saying Flip-Flop then Nopookie
- Collect your fabulous rock prize, then leave and say Thump-P to the yellow ghost to get Perskie
- Exit Boo Manor
Wildwoods
- Unlock Wildwoods
- Say Hamha and Bizzarroo to Cappy to get Hampact
- GET WAIT-Q RIGHT NOW DON'T FORGET IT
- Go back to Sunny Peak, DO NOT take the boat to the bush cave
- Dig into the cave and talk to Seedric, then go down the vine and return to Wildwoods
- Say Lovedove to Cappy and watch his bitch ass run off
- Get caught in the cave, then say Hamteam
- Go around counterclockwise to trap Cappy
- Say Bluhoo, get Hamboree, and get the hot spring egg
- Give Bog the hot spring egg to get Clingie
- Find Jingle and get Thank-Q
- Wedding cutscene 1 with the one fucking textbox in the entire run that you can't skip past WHY
- Buy the rubber band
- Go to where Scat is and say Heyhoo to get the stick
- Enter the lab and get the slingshot
- Watch the temple cutscene and then exit the village
- Get Hamscope finally goddamn
- Shoot the beehive above Scat, pick up the marble, and return for Wedding Cutscene 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Get the Red Marble
- Go to the Clubhouse and unlock Scat Tower
- Enter SP and head to the Sesam-E cave, DO NOT take the boat
- Oil the lever and pull it
- Oil the minecart, then ride to the cave to learn RubRub
- Get the best item in the entire game, the Master Spoon
- Leave Sunny Peak
Scat Tower
- Go to Scat Tower and Lookie, Heyhoo, Sesam-E, and Stickie across the water
- Head back to the lab and talk to the orange ham, then give the pink ham the spoon
- Borrow the Hamapault and launch into Scat Tower
- Enter the cave and Perskie at the door
- Say Passchat and then Liber-T to the guard ham
- Hamscope the Haminator, to no avail...
- Do the slide puzzle
- Talk to Harmony (Chukchuk, Hamteam) to get Love Shots
- Go back to the Haminator room and Hamscope again to start the battle
- Beat this stupid fucker
- Time stops on the last imput (when they bump fists)!

Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak any% route

Current  route i wrote a while ago on the SDA forums it might have some small mistakes into them if so please tell me but it should still be a the best way to do most things 

Hamtaro: Ham Ham Heartbreak – Any% Run
CLUBHOUSE
Opening sequence, nightmare Scene
Learn the 4 basic ham chats (+6 others); Tutorial mode
 
SUNNY PEAK
-Go up ignoring everything till your on the top screen
-First step on the treestump, get Heyhoo
-Hamha Oxnard, get Bluhoo
-Walk on hankercheif, get Gogo
-Lookie at Arnie, get Pakapaka
-Outside the boat, use Pakapaka (if this is done perfect it saves one second In the boat can be done as well and is more consistend)
-leave level through hole one screen up
-re-enter level 
-go to the boat dock 
-Hamha the orange ham, say Yep-P, get Putput
-Heyhoo the duckie, get Offdoff from Seamore to Offdoff him
-Offdoff the battery
-Putput the battery in the boat and drive it to Bijou
-Rescue Bijou, get Mega-Q
-Tac-Q the Hamlift duo, get Hamlift
-Hamha Arnie to get her to ask you to get the duck seat
-Use Hamlift to talk to Pepper, say Yep-P to her, then say Bluhoo
-Get Oopsie from Pepper
-Reunite Oxnard and Pepper to get Gossip-P (Couple #1)
-Get Smoochie from Bijou

Clubhouse
-Meet harmony
-Directly re-enter Clubhouse
-Get the duck seat from Seamore in the photoroom
-Go back to Sunny Peak

Sunny Peak 2
-Pass by the one Hamlift Ham
-Return to Arnie
-Get Sesam-E from Arnie and lil Brother
-Buy a banana from the sales ham (10 sunflower seeds)
-Give to the Ukiki, then slip on the banana
-Cave passage way: left, down, left, up, up
-Use Sesam-E with lil bro
-Reunite Arnie and lil Bro to get Hamigos (Couple #2)
-Get Oil Can (5 sunflower seeds)
-Confront Spat with Hamigos
-Use Pakapaka on pink ham to get Liber-T
-Reunite Hamlift duo and get Lovedove (Couple #3)
-Return to Clubhouse
 
SANDY BAY
-Hamha to Boss to get info to go to Sandy Bay
-Go left Hit mi rock 
-Go down get Fuss-Fuss from the couple 
-Dig-Dig for Marble
-Go left Hit bottom stone for Do
-Lookie to surf dude 
-Return to guy with pineapple hit the mi rock again 
-Go right Hamha the blue hamster for tingle
-Go left -DO NOT HIT THE ROCK- Nif-Nif the pineapple 
-Tingle to get the pineapple
-Go Left Tac-Q the brown guy 
-Hamha captains wife
-Hit Left rock for Re then hit right rock twice for Fa two times 
-Go and hit the Mi rock 
-Now go Down and Left 
-Hit the top rock for So 
-Clear the song with the bottom Do rock
-Lookie surf dude 
-See cutscene adn get Gasp-P
-Go back to the Clubhouse 
-Gasp-P at Boss/Seamore
-Return to Gasp-p girl 
-Watch cutscene 
-Nif-Nif bottle 
-Go back to screen with the pineapple guy 
-Digdig in the hole
-Hamha, then Fussfuss the Captain
-Hamha the Captain at the port, then say Yep-P to go to the Island
-Hiff-Hiff Pashmina’s scarf
-Hamha the Green tall Ham in the lounge area to get “Dizzy For You”
-Hamha the Blue tall Ham to enter the dressing room
-Tac-Q Pashmina in room
-Stickie Pashmina
-Scrit-T Pashmina to have her running
-Meet the two Pashminas up on the tower
-Hamha, then Heyhoo the elder Ham
-Heyhoo him a second time to get Tugie
-Tugie to the Pashminas to reveal Spat
-Reunite Pashmina and Penelope to get snorklie (Couple #5)
-Return to Sandy Bay (no dance contest)
-Go to the soccer choas and play a match
-Hamha the blue Ham get Ta-Dah
-Return The the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location, Fun Land
-Get Passchat from Boss and Harmony !!!IMPORTANT!!!
 
FUN LAND
-Get Scrub-E from Yellow Ham and Ham Bot
-Digdig the trash to get Trash (for Chukchuk)
-Tac-Q the Red Ham Ranger to get Blash-T
-Play the Stickie game (3 sunflower seeds) to get the Green marble [score = 600] (DO NOT PICK UP THE EXTRA TIME CLOCK) (Marble 2/3)
-Go to the ferris wheel screen
-Go to the control room
-Pakapaka the blue ham
-Hamha teh blue ham
-Heyhoo the Hambot
-Get Chukchuk from the green lil ham
-Chukchuk the trash onto Spat
-Scrub-E to the Hambot
-Reunite Ham and Machine to get Tiptop? (Couple #6)
-Go to the Screen with the teacups ride 
-Looki Stan to get Hamteam
-Go to the rollarcoaster entrance 
-Digdig the dirt pile next to Maxwell
-Digdig in the hole next to Stan to return to the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location
 
BOO MANOR
-Witness Spat going into the Manor
-Hamha the Gate Ham
-Hiff-Hiff the flyer near the entrance
-Digdig the Pipe
-Meet the Sales Ham to pay 50 sunflower seeds for the Cute Couple ID
-Ta-Dah the Gate Ham of the ID
-Heyhoo the desk Ham to get Thump-P
-Ta-Dah the desk Ham for the Bronze Card
-Thump-P the Aqua Ham to get Go-P
-Go far right on the first floor, use the Bronze Card to get into the room
-Hiff-Hiff the note, then use Go-P on the Mirror, 2nd to the left
-Ghost Ham Boss Battle, stickie three times to get the Silver Card (HiffHiff off the ground)
-HiffHiff the board, then putput it on the gap
-Hamlift the elevator to the 2nd floor
-Hamha then Blash-T Howdy and Dexter to get Hamspar
-Hamspar near the firepit in the room to the right
-Get Nopookie from an elder ham
-Tac-Q the ghost in front of the door, then Hamspar to go inside
-Run to Dexter to have Hamtaro fall
-As Bijou, return to Elder ham room to use Hamspar again
-Tac-Q both elders to get Knok Knok and Pushie
-Knok Knok and Pushie the blank wall to find Howdy and Hamtaro
-Heyhoo to Howdy to get Hamtaro awake
-Liber-T to the green tall ham on the 3rd floor
-Return to the blank wall and pushie it
-Say Liber-T to the tall green ham again at the cage
-Reunite with Hamtaro
-Reunite the Green and Magenta Ham to get Flipflop (Couple #7)
-On third floor, play Scrub-E mini game to win the Gold Card
-Hamha the tall Greem ham in front of the elevator
-Tump-P the pale yellow ham to get Perskie
-Tac-Q the wall at the very end of the hall
-Take the Quiz with the ghost ham
-Encounter Spat, and use Flipflop, then Nopookie to make Spat flee
-Use the exit mirror to return to the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location
 
WILDWOODS
-Find Cappy with Spat
-Hamha/Bizzaroo Cappy to get Hampact
-Return to Sunny Peak and go to Seedric’s Cave, find Spat escaping
-Digdig into Seedric’s cave, Hamha Seedric
-Return to Wildwoods
-Lovedove to Cappy about the hat
-Chase after Cappy, go up, to get trapped by Bog
-Hamteam Bog to trap Cappy
-Go around to avoid the Cappys fleeing animation as much as possible 
-Bluhoo to Cappy about the cap, then Yep-P
-Reunite Cappy and Seedric to get Hamboree (Couple #8)
-Digdig into hotsprings to get the Egg
-Return to Wildwoods
-Ta-Dah to Bog to get Clingie
-Hamha the gate elder ham to get Wait-Q
-Clingie on vine near the music notes to find Jingle, use Wait-Q
-Get Than-Q from Jingle, then attend the wedding ceremony
-Exit then re-enter, then go left into the first house
-Buy the rubber band from the Sales Ham (5 sunflower seeds)
-Exit village
-Encounter the Hamscope Ham
-Heyhoo on the sand spot near Spat at the swamp area, Hiff-Hiff the Y-stick
-Go back where you Encountered the Hamscope Ham and encounter him again
-Go Right over the carpet to enter the inventor house
-PuttPutt the husband working on the machine for the Slingshot
-Return to the village and go rigth 
-Witness the Hamscope Ham near the Palace
-Exit village 
-Back outside the gate, get Hamscope from the Ham
-Hamscope the Ham
-Return to Spat 
-Hamscope the beehive above Spat
-Hiff-Hiff the Red Marble
-Try to exit, but let the couple find you, then return to the marriage
-Reunite the Husband and Wife to get Swelie? (Couple #9)
-Hamha the elder Ham to get the Red Marble (Marble 3/3)
-Digdig to Sunny Peak

Sunny Peak 3
-Return to the cave with Sesam-E
-Putput the Oil Can on the lever, then turn it to the left
-Go to the cart on the top 
-Putput the Oil Can on the Cart, then Gogo on the cart
-Get Rub Rub from the lil Hams
-Putput all three marbles into the pedestal
-Tuggie the Sword Spoon
-Gogo on the 2nd Cart
-Digdig through the hole to return to the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location
 
SPAT TOWER
-Use all possible extra Ham chats in front of the gate
-Return to Wildwoods

WildWoods 2 
-Hamha the Orange Ham Inventor
-Hamha the Pink Ham, then Yep-P, then Ta-Dah
-Reunite the Inventor and Wife Ham to get hamchat (Couple #10)
-Exit and re-enter to Hamha the Inventor ham, then Yep-P

Spat Tower 2
-Gogo on the Hamapult and Stickie the button
-Enter Spat Tower
-Play the puzzle game, activate with Gogo
-Go inside the cave
-Perskie the door
-Passchat to the Black Ham
-Liber-T to the Black Ham, then Yep-P
-Face off against Spat, Hamscope, but fail
-Return to Harmony in The clubhouse and ChukChuk and then Hamteam
-Get Love Powder
-Return to Spat and re-battle
-Hamscope and use the Love Shot
-Battle: Wait for his mouth to open to use Hamscope
Get Pooie from Spat
Harmony appears to reveal victory
End timer when screen is completly White

Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak Any% guides part 1: General Guidelines and Clubhouse

These guides will lay out the route used during Any% runs of Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak. The steps explained in these guides are commonly accepted to lead to the fastest way to get from the title screen to the first credits. Most of these steps were used to attain the current world record, but not all. If these guide and the current WR video of 1:23:52 contradict each other, the guides will be the safer bet. If faster strategies are discovered the guides will be edited to account for them.

The run's gameplay is divided into three parts: executing movement properly so you don't stay on the move for too long, memorizing dialogues and other messages so that you know when you regain control, and the little action moments. Every step  of the run can be categorized as one of these three. Ham-Ham Heartbreak is not a very intense game to speedrun, but there are tons of little things that have to be taken into consideration in order to get your time down. These guides will take every step and state the exact way that it is to be properaly executed.

Some general overarching tips:

* The fastest way to get through conversations is to mash A while holding B. This will also get you through many dialogue options, such as Yep-P/No-P, selecting the correct one with no extra effort. There are times when the first option is not correct however. Vigilance will be required on your part to recognize when these menus pop up and select the right option.
** Also, if you keep mashing while the dialogue is already over you will unnecessarily summon the Hamchat menu. To prevent this you need to know exactly when each conversation ends in order to get on your way as fast as possible. Usually this is done by counting the inputs or by paying attention to visual ques. With each dialogue I will let you know when you regain control.
* There are certain Hamchats that when used will have Hamtaro and Bijou get into a predetermined position before executing the chat. Sometimes they do so at a very slow walking pace, and it will be faster to move yourself into the chosen position beforehand. I will notify you when this comes into play.
* When you learn a Hamchat there's a notification that tells you that you did so. Sometimes this notification also marks the end of the conversation, meaning that you have to stop mashing to be efficient. From now I will call the Hamchats to which this applies Endchats. If you hold B to let the ending notification for Endchats complete itself and press A once while holding the direction in which you want to move, you will be on your way as fast as possible. I will identify each Endchat as you learn it.
* When Hamchats are executed by both you and NPCs, it saves a tiny bit of time to have B down as the chat is said in the dialogue box, since it gets to the animation quicker. The same goes for notifications for seed pickups.
* Because the majority of the game is text, playing the Japanese version makes a significant difference. But because selecting text from a menu is also a big part of the game it is not recommended to start learning the game in Japanese. The overall difference has not objectively been measured, but it's estimated to be about two minutes favouring the Japanese version. To make this guide useful for runners in both languages I will state both the name and placement of each Hamchat as you use it, for example Hamha (1), Digdig (4) or Hamscope (5).

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Starting the run: The Clubhouse

After you select New Game and perhaps delete your previous save, you will be taken to a naming screen for Hamtaro and Bijou. As in many games where you name characters you can save a tiny bit of time by making their names one character long. It doesn't matter which character it is, so go by your own preference. Once you are done and have selected Yep-P to confirm your decision the run has officially started.

The game starts with Hamtaro's dream. There's no input you can make to make the dream itself faster, but dialogue will start right after Hamtaro has spun off into the distance, so that's about when you should start mashing. During this dialogue Boss will come up and subsequently go down. You regain control immediately after Hamtaro jumps off the bed. Run a bit to the right, then down, then right again to descend down the staircase. From here you won't get to move again until you leave the clubhouse, so you can mostly mash in peace.

After most of your Hamchats are erased Boss will take you to the side to give you a quick rundown of the basic four. The first one is Hamha (1), and since it's the only option you can just keep mashing there. Next is Tack-Q, where the Hamchat menu is opened right after the sunflower seeds fly out. You stop mashing when that happens and use Tack-Q (2) yourself. Then comes Hifhif, which Boss will use to pick up the seeds. Right after the notification use Hifhif (3) yourself, and earn 10 seeds. Mash until Boss uses Digdig to dig up more seeds. Then after that notification use Digdig (4) to get the love meter. From here you keep mashing until you leave the clubhouse to go to Sunny Peak.

*NOTE* 
This time, and only this time, it takes about a second for the game to process inputs on the world map. If you try to move to Sunny Peak right away you will just enter the clubhouse again. Only press A if you're sure you're on Sunny Peak.

*NOTE2* 
During the tutorial the menu had Tack-Q at 2 and Hifhif at 3. From then on the placements will be reversed, so Hifhif (2) and Tack-Q (3). Get used to this order, not the other one.

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak Any% Guide

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak – Any% Guide

Acknowledgements: This guide based on Piraka12’s initial Any% guide and has been created in collaboration with Zackattack_056. 

Hopefully this informal guide helps you regardless of what language you choose to run it in. This guide was written with the intention of running the game in Japanese as it saves the most time with much less text. 

NOTE: While not specified in this guide, things to make your running super-efficient is to work on movement and positioning of Hamtaro and Bijou in some areas to reduce walking animation with some chat prompts. Examples include: Hamlift areas, Lookie at the Spat Tower bridge, Clingie vines, The Scrub-E minigame at Boo Manor. Hamigos at Sunny Peak against Spat. Pakapaka the boat’s rope at Sunny Peak. Etc. 

Also, practice and save states are your friend here (If on emulator). It’s good to have save states before the start of each area of the run to be able to go back and practice.  GOOD LUCK!! 

Name characters “.” for less text during dialogue.
Timer starts on Yep-P.
Watch opening nightmare scene
Wake up and go downstairs to kick off the start of the game. 
Tutorial: Learn the 4 basic Ham Chats (+6 others) with Boss
Chat order most of the game, unless specified. Numbers and words in brackets refer to the placement of the Ham-Chat.  
1.	Hamha
2.	Hif-Hif
3.	Tack-Q
4.	Digdig

For Questions, unless specified. 
1.	Yep-P
2.	No-P

SUNNY PEAK
-Go up ignoring everything till you’re on the top screen
-Step on the tree stump (Left side), get Heyhoo
-Hamha Oxnard, get Bluhoo
-Walk on handkerchief, get Gogo OPTIONAL: this can be skipped and picked up towards the end of the run. Most runners get it early. 
-Go all the way right and down the two vines, then left. Lookie (5) at Arnie, get Pakapaka
-Use Pakapaka (5) on the rope (DO NOT ENTER boat). Digdig hole above vine to exit and re-enter level.  
-Go up and then right, Hamha the orange ham, say Yep-P, get Putput
-Heyhoo (5) the duckie, get Offdoff from Seamore. Offdoff duckie.
-Offdoff (last option) the battery 
-On the dock use Putput (5) and drive the boat to Bijou
-Rescue Bijou, get Mega-Q
-Use the boat to go back to the Hamlift Duo (At the base of the wooden stairs) Tack-Q the Hamlift duo, get Hamlift
-Take boat to Arnie, Hamha ask you to get the duckie. 
-Use Hamlift (last chat) to talk to Pepper, say Yep-P to her, then say Bluhoo (last chat) 
-Get Oopsie from Pepper
-Reunite Oxnard and Pepper to get Gossip-P (Couple 1/10)
-Try to leave right, Meet Spat, Get Smoochie from Bijou
-Return to Clubhouse and meet harmony
-Directly re-enter Clubhouse
-Get the duck seat from Seamore (only chat choice) in the photoroom
-Go back to Sunny Peak
Sunny Peak 2
-Pass by the one Blue Hamlift Ham on the right side, Hamlift at the base of the sunflower (last chat) for 20 Sunflower seeds
-Return to Arnie via boat, give duckie with Yep-P, go up vines. 
-Get Sesam-E from Arnie and lil Brother 
-Seasam-E the door (last chat) Buy a banana (3rd item) from the sales ham
-Give bananas to Ukiki (the monkey), Leave screen by going right then back left, slip on the banana peel
-Go back to the cave passage, left, down, left, up, up
-Use Sesam-E (5) with Lil Bro
-Reunite Arnie and Lil Bro to get Hamigos (Couple 2/10)
-Go left and talk to Sales Ham
-Get Oil Can (1st item) from Sales Ham (5 sunflower seeds)
-Go up rope where the Sales Ham used to be, next to minecart
-Confront Spat with Hamigos (last chat) twice.
-Spat will then fly off screen. Do not attempt to walk left as this triggers text from Spat. 
-Once Spat has left Sunny Peak, Use Pakapaka (last chat) on pink ham to get Liber-T
-Reunite Hamlift duo and get Lovedove (Couple 3/10)
-Return to Clubhouse by going south

SANDY BAY
-Hamha to Boss to get info to go to Sandy Bay
-Go left Tack-Q Mi rock 
-Go down and left, Tack-Q bottom stone for Do 
-Lookie (Last chat) to surf Ham
-Tack-Q Mi rock (next to pinapple)
-Go right Hamha the blue hamster for tingle then Lookie (last chat)
-Hif-Hif Pinapple Ham, then Tingle (2nd last chat) to get the pineapple
- Go left, Tack-Q Re stone below Captains Wife
-Hamha Wife for Blanko
-Go Right Tack-Q the Sunbathing Ham for Bizzaroo
-Tack-Q Fa twice (Stone under Sunbathing Ham)
-Tack-Q Re (Under Capt. Wife) 
-Go right and Tack-Q Mi (Next to Pinapple Ham)
-Go left and down to the screen with Surfer Ham, Tack-Q So (Top right stone), Then Do (stone below). 
- Hamha Surfer Ham, go left for Spat cutscene, approach Barrette and get Gasp-P
-Go to screen with bucket, Gasp-P (only chat) for Fussfuss. 
-Digdig bucket for marble (1/3)
-Go back to the Clubhouse and Gasp-P at Boss/Seamore
-Return to Barrette (Gasp-P Ham stuck at sea)
-Watch cutscene, Reunite Seamore and Barrette (Couple 4/10) Get Fend-D. 
-Hifhif bottle above plank.
-Digdig at big music note stone, Hamha, then Fussfuss (5) the Captain. 
-Leave and go to the port, Hamha the Captain Yep-P to go to the Island
-Up Ladder, Cutscene of Penelope and Pashmina, go left and Hif-Hif Pashmina’s scarf
-Go Left then back to lounge (Above Pashmina) Hamha the Cyan Ham in the lounge area to get “Dizzy For You” (Sitting close to the entrance)
-Hamha the Guard Ham at the entrance of the dance contest, enter the dressing room
-Tack-Q -> Stickie (3) -> Scrit-T (Last chat) on Pashmina
-Meet the two Pashminas up the tower, back at the start of the then back to lounge
-Hamha, then Heyhoo (Last chat) x2 the sleeping Elder Ham to get Tuggie
-Return to Pashmina and Tuggie (Last chat) to reveal Spat
-Reunite Pashmina and Penelope to get Snorklie (Couple 5/10)
-Take boat back to Sandy Bay
-Go all the way left, Talk to the Coach Ham and play a match (Press A, before it hits head)
-Hamha the blue Ham at entrance of Sandy Bay and Yep-P to get Ta-Dah
-Return to the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location, Fun Land
-Hamha Boss and Harmony for Passchat

FUN LAND
-Hamha to get Scrub-E from Yellow Ham and HamBot
-Digdig the trash to get Trash (DON’T LOOKIE)
- Go up and left to play Stickie Note. Yep-P and then No-P through dialogue. Stop at 600 points. NOTE: RNG can ruthless here. Save stating and practicing here is recommended. No matter how good the run is going, you can lose 2minutes and more if you accidently Stickie the clock. Good luck and avoid the clock!) 
-Exit and Tack-Q the Red Ham Ranger to get Blash-T
-Go down, right and up to the Ferris Wheel, wait for cutscene to end
-Go down to the control room (Straight down, the entrance is hidden in the trees on the right) and reveal Spat causing mischief! 
-Pakapaka (Last chat) the Blue Ham in corner
-Hamha the Blue Ham
-Heyhoo (Last chat) the Hambot at entrance 
-Hamha and Yep-P the Green Ham near the balloon trolley to get Chukchuk
-Back to the control room, Chukchuk (Last chat) the trash onto Spat
-Scrub-E (Last chat) to the Hambot
-Reunite Ham and Machine, get Tiptop (Couple 6/10)
-Go to the Screen with the teacups ride which is left of the Ferris Wheel. 
-Gasp-P (Last chat) Stan to get Hamteam, No-P to end dialogue.
- Digdig below, return to Clubhouse and reveal Boo Manor as next location. (Get Passchat from Boss and Harmony if missed after Sandy bay)

BOO MANOR
-See Spat bossing his way past the Gate Ham. 
-Hamha the Gate Ham
-Hif-Hif the flyer near the entrance
-Digdig the Pipe to go up it. 
-Meet the Sales Ham and Blash-T (last chat) twice and then Yep-P to buy Cute Couple ID (1st item)
-Ta-Dah (Last chat) the Gate Ham and enter 
-Heyhoo (Last chat) the Desk Ham to get Thump-P
-Ta-Dah (Last chat) the Desk Ham for the Bronze Card
-Go all the way left and downstairs, Thump-P the Aqua Ham to get Go-P
-Go back up, to the far right on the first floor, watch ghost enter, use the Bronze Card to get into the room
-Hif-Hif the note, then use Go-P on the Mirror 2nd to the left against wall. 
-Enter for Ghost Ham Boss Battle, Stickie three times to get the Silver Card. Strategy: Stand at the middle tile between cycles, then run to where the Ghost appears (If you’re super confident, you can guess where the Ghost will spawn and stickie in advance, 1/5 chance to guess it)  
-Hif-Hif to pick up card. 
-Hif-Hif the board, then Put-put (Last chat) it on the gap
-Up the stairs to the lobby, Hamlift the elevator to the get to the 2nd floor. (After the stairs, stay centre to not get blocked by Aqua Ham in the hall).
-Hamha then Blash-T (Last chat) Howdy and Dexter to get Hamspar
-Go right and enter first room, Hamspar (5) the firepit
-Only Hamha the Ghost Ham on the right, get Nopookie. 
-Exit, Go left and upstairs, Tack-Q the Ghost Ham in front of the door, then Hamspar (Last chat) to go inside.
-Run to Dexter to have Hamtaro fall
-As Bijou, return to fireplace room downstairs and Hamspar (Last chat). NOTE: Japanese version has Go-P as the last chat but greyed out, careful button mashing. 
-Tack-Q both elders to get Nok-Nok and Pushie
-Nok-Nok (Last chat) and Pushie (Last chat) the left side of the blank wall right of the stairs to find Howdy and Hamtaro
-Heyhoo (Last chat) to Howdy to get Hamtaro awake
-Exit room, go left and upstairs to 3rd floor elevator.
-Liber-T (Last chat) to the Green Ham. 
-Return to Hamtaro and Howdy
-Say Liber-T (Last chat) to the Green Ham
-Reunite with Hamtaro
-Reunite the Green and Magenta Ham to get Flipflop (Couple 7/10)
-On third floor, enter 2nd room from stairs (Where we saw a Ghost Ham enter), play Scrub-E mini game to win the Gold Card. Strategy: Scrub-E Tiles 2 then 1 completely, then push all blocks, finish Tiles 4 and 3. 
-Exit and Hamha the Green ham at 3rd floor elevator
-Hamlift (Last chat) elevator
-Go all the way left, Tack-Q middle of the wall at the end of the hallway. OPTIONAL: Thump-P the Ham on the way down the hall for Perskie.
-Take the Quiz with the ghost ham. 

Quiz Answers: First two quiz questions are random.

Egg Animation>No-P
Sunflower>Yep-P
Any other Flower>No-P
Chocolate>No-P
Sunflower Seed>Yep-P
Rabbit>No-P

Last question is always Rabbit -> No-P.

-Encounter Spat, on the tiles you're already standing on, use Flipflop (Last chat), then Nopookie (Last chat) to make Spat flee. 
-Exit left and Thump-P (Last chat) the Ghost Ham in hallway to get Perskie if you didn't get it before. 
-Use the exit mirror to return to the Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal Wildwoods 

WILDWOODS
-Go right and Hamha Elder to get Wait-Q
-Go back -> down -> right -> down to see Spat with Cappy
-Hamha then Bizzaroo (Last chat) Cappy to get Hampact
SUNNY PEAK 3
-Return to Sunny Peak and go to Seedric’s Cave (Left of where we got Gogo chat), find Spat escaping. 
-Digdig into Seedric’s cave, Hamha Seedric
-Return to Wildwoods 

NOTE: Depending on how accurate and fast your button mashing and text selection is, you can either return via the cave or the exit down the vine and the hole next to the big sunflower/waterfall. With perfect text response cave is 1-2seconds faster. If not confident, use the waterfall to play it safe. 

-Return to Cappy, Lovedove (Last chat) from above Cappy to ensure they run left.
-Go up and get trapped by Bog
-Hamteam (Last chat) Bog set trap for Cappy
-Go up and around to avoid the Cappy’s fleeing animation. Make Cappy Flee and get trapped. 
-Bluhoo (Last chat) to Cappy about the cap, then Yep-P
-Reunite Cappy and Seedric to get Hamboree (Couple 8/10)
-Enter the yellow hotsprings, Digdig to get the Egg
-Return to Wildwoods (REFER TO NOTE ABOVE ABOUT ROUTE)
-Ta-Dah (Last chat) to Bog at entrance to get Clingie
-Clingie (Last chat) on vine near the music notes rock to find Jingle, use Wait-Q
-Get Thank-Q from Jingle, Clingie (Last chat) the vine on the stump to exit area
-Attend the wedding ceremony (Left from entrance where we got Wait-Q from Elder Ham)
-Exit then re-enter area, go left into the first house
-Buy the rubber band from the Sales Ham with Yep-P (5 sunflower seeds)
-Exit village and encounter the Hamscope Ham
-Go to Swamp area, Heyhoo (Last chat) on the sand spot, Spat throws Y-Stick. Hif-Hif the Y-stick
-Go back where you encountered Hamscope Ham 
-Go right to enter the inventor house
-PutPut (Last chat) the husband working on the machine for the Slingshot
-Return to the village and go right 
-Witness the Hamscope Ham near the Palace
-Exit village and get Hamscope (aim with D-pad, A to shoot once chat is selected) 
-Hamscope (Only chat) the Ham. NOTE: Pre-emptive diagonal movement is useful here to hit the Ham fast. 
-Return to Spat 
-Hamscope (Last chat) the beehive above Spat
-Hif-Hif the Red Marble
-Try to exit Wildwoods, but let the couple find you, then return to the wedding. 
-Reunite the Husband Ham and Wife Ham to get Vas-T (Couple 9/10)
-Hamha the elder Ham to get the Red Marble (Marble 3/3)
-Return to Clubhouse
-Have Harmony reveal the next location, leave to Sunny Peak 

Sunny Peak 4
-Return to the cave with Sesam-E, (NOT VIA THE BOAT) NOTE: STEP ON HANKERCHIEF IF YOU SKIPPED GETTING THE GOGO HAMCHAT AT START OF THE RUN. 
-Putput the Oil Can on the lever, then press A to turn lever (You want if pointed LEFT). 
-Go to the cart on the top of the mountain
-Putput (1st chat) the Oil Can on the cart, then Gogo (2nd chat) on the cart (Putput and Gogo are the only chat options at the cart here)
-Get Rub Rub
-Putput (Last chat) three times to place all marbles into the pedestal
-Tuggie the Spoon/Master Sword. 
-Gogo (Last chat) and exit to Spat Tower

SPAT TOWER
-Use all possible extra Ham chats in front of the gate (Last four chat options) 
-Return to Wildwoods
WildWoods 2 
-Hamha the Orange Ham Inventor
-Hamha the Pink Ham, then Yep-P, then Ta-Dah (Last chat)
-Reunite the Inventor and Wife Ham to get Wake-Q (Couple 10/10!!)
-Exit and re-enter, Hamha Inventor Ham, then Yep-P
Spat Tower 2
-Gogo (Last Chat) on the Hamapult and Stickie (Only chat) the button
-Enter Spat Tower
-Go inside the cave on right
-Perskie the door
-Passchat (Last chat) to the Black Ham blocking the door to Spat Tower
-Liber-T (2nd Last chat option) to the Black Ham, then Yep-P
-Face off against Spat, Hamscope (Last chat) NOTE: Don't bother aiming just shoot.
-Play the puzzle game, activate with Gogo (Last chat) start with middle piece. NOTE: Good to save state and practice this area. Check out some videos to get the pattern down. 
-Return to Harmony at the Clubhouse and ChukChuk (Last chat) and then Hamteam (Last chat)
-Get Love Shots from Harmony
-Return to Spat Tower and re-battle
-Hamscope and hit to trigger final boss battle. NOTE: Aiming not be necessary.  

-Battle Strategy: Spat will fly back and forth across the room and will either Tornado or Laser. Tornado will kick you out and reset the fight. Eyes will glow and fire a laser which stuns whichever ham gets hit for a long time. Follow Spat and move out of way when he attacks. Tornado can be difficult to dodge. When Spat stops to laugh, his mouth will be vulnerable. QUICK! Hamscope and shoot into his mouth! Try to aim for the Central/lower half of the mouth, hitbox can be weird here if you aim too high. This boss fight can be very difficult with some bad RNG. It is possible for Spat to only attack once and then open his mouth, typically it is two attacks and then an opening. Recommend watching some footage and practicing with save states. 

-Defeat Spat. Get Pooie	
-End timer when screen is completely white

Congrats you’ve completed the Any% category for Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak. 

Thank-Q for reading.

Feel free to message myself for any help!

RNG Manip Maps

Only made the Fun Land one at the time, so the others dont exist as of now.
Fun Land: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iM5qg01dGToocuHGo5QOl2Pv4K1i-PIE/view?usp=sharing

the1stpokemonfan's All Chats (100% at the time) Route Guide

Made by: the1stpokemonfan, posted on SDA and posted here.
Poster, NOT CREATOR: Zackattack_056
Link to original page: https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/hamtaro_hamham_heartbreak_gba_any_andor_1002.html

This is a bit old: if you use this guide, be very cautious of outdated or inefficient strategies. Feel free to try another way.

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak – Speed Run route (100%)

NAME: Hamtaro/Bijou

Opening sequence: Hamtaro’s Nightmare

The Clubhouse
Hamchat Dictionary
Tutorial Mode – 10/86 Hamchats (Hamha, Tack-Q, Hiff Hiff, Digdig, Scrit-T, Stickie, Lookie, Scoochie, 
All Ham Chats collected – Credits 3 [3/3]
End Run.

Zackattack_056's Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak All Ham-Chats Detailed Route Guide

This is a detailed guide. Feel feee to use it for an abridged version considering it's length. The Numbers beside ham chat names show where you get them, so you can Control F to find the first appearance of the needed chat fast if you miss something in a run while using this guide. 

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak all Ham-Chats Detailed Routing
Default/Tutorial Chats:
1.DigDig
2.Hamha
3.Hif-Hif
4.Lookie
5.No-P
6.Yep-P
7.Scoochie
8.Scrit-T
9.Stickie
10.Tack-Q
Do Tutorial
Go To Sunny Peak
Go Up To Above River BUT below Hamlift Bros.
Use 9.Stickie on Bush for 11.Blushie 
Go Up to Stump(DONT 10.Tack-Q Hamlift Bros yet)
Walk onto stump for 12.Heyhoo
2.Hamha to Oxnard for 13.Bluhoo
Walk onto Handkerchief for 14.Gogo
Repeat on Newspaper and Strap for the Strap item.
Continue to Right all the way
Go down the vines
Say 4.Lookie to Arnie to get 15.PakaPaka
Go to right and 15.Pakapaka the boat 
[ALT:Untie boat while not on it, climb vine,
leave area and come back to Dock]
After you get off boat, 2.Hamha the tan hamster for 16.Putput
Go to left and 12.Heyhoo torwards the river to learn 17.Offdoff
17.Offdoff the Battery and 16.Putput it into boat
Drive it to Bijou to get 18.Mega-Q
Go back and 10.Tack-Q [Alt: Heyhoo]the Pink of Hamlift Bros for 19.Hamlift
Walk back to boat and 2.Hamha to tan hamster for 20.Bestest
Go to the right side and 2.Hamha to Arnie 
Climb Vine and 19.Hamlift Pepper
13.Bluhoo Pepper for 21. Oopsie
Follow them back for 22.Gossip-P
Go down to activate spat for 23.Smoochie
After the cutscene in the clubhouse, 2.Hamha to sleeping hamster for 24.Zuzuzu
Go into photo area and 4.Lookie Seamore for the potty seat.
Return to Sunny Peak, go to Blue Hamlift Bro
Walk to right to trigger talking
Use Hamlift on sunflower to get 20 seeds. 
Leave, return, and hamlift again for 20 more (if needed, unsure but likely)
Give seat to Arnie, go up vines to get 25.Sesam-E the door
Travel the Cave until you see the sign.
Go Up, then go right to trigger Little brother sadness.
Go right and trigger salesman, buy "Fresh" bananas
Go back and give monkey bananas, walk to salesman screen and back
Slip over Bananas to cheer up Little Brother (so he can help 25.Sesam-E the door)
Walk back down the left tunnel, follow the kid's instructions (LeftDownLeftUpUp)
Enter door with 25.Sesam-E and go up to trigger cutscene for 26.Hamigos
After leaving, go down and left and trigger salesman, buy oilcan
Go Up and then right, and then up the rope to find spat
Walk to spat, say hamigos, repeat once more.
Use 15.Pakapaka on the pink hamster to get 27. Liber-T
Hurry back to get 28. Lovedove. Go down and back up.
Talk to the PINK hamlift bro. to get 29.Bloat-T
Leave, Go-to Clubhouse and 2.Hamha to Boss for Sandy Bay
Enter Sandy Bay and go left, 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE Rock for "Mi"
Go down and 2.Hamha the Red hamster for 30. Fussfuss
1.Digdig the blue marble from the bucket.
Go left and 10.Tack-Q PIER Rock for "Do" 
Say 4.Lookie to Broski
Go Up and Right [Or Right and Up] and 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE rock for "Mi"
Go Right, say 2. Hamha to the blue hamster for 31.Tinglie
Say 4.lookie to the Same hamster, then go left to pink hamster
Use 3.Hif-Hif, then say 20.Bestest for 32.Dazzlie
Then say 31. Tinglie to get the pineapple and go left
Use 10.Tack-Q on the SHACK Rock for "Re"
Say 2.Hamha to the wife hamster for 33.Blanko
Go right and 10.Tack-Q the Brown hamster for 34.Bizzaroo
10.Tack-Q the RED CHAIR Rock for "Fa" Twice
Use 10.Tack-Q on the SHACK Rock for "Re"
Go Right and 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE Rock for "Mi"
Go Down and left, 10.Tack-Q Rock BY THE PIER ROCK for "So"
Finally, 10.Tack-Q the Pier Rock Then talk to Broski
Go to left, see Barrette's Predicament, and get 35.Gasp-P
Go to the opposite corner of the beach and leave to the clubhouse
Say 35.Gasp-P to Seamore (Turtle Shell) [Or Boss] and then return to Barrette
Watch Barrette get saved and learn 36.Fend-D
3.Hif-hif the board and the riddle bottle
Leave, go Up and Right, and 1.Digdig below the musical rock
2.Hamha to the Husband, then 30.Fussfuss and leave the area
Go to the Pier and to the husband, then 6.Yep-P
Go up the ladder and watch the cutscene, then go left.
3.Hif-hif the scarf, then go left to see the cutscene, then go right.
Go up into the building, then 2.Hamha to the blue hamster and say 6.Yep-P
Leave the room, go left and 2.hamha the Dark Blue hamster and go inside
10.Tack-Q Fake Pashmina, then 9.Stickie, and 8.Scrit-T
Go to the mirror and say 6.Yep-p to Practice
Change the 3rd Ham-chat to 24.Zuzuzu and press end, 6.Yep-P, and Save.
Press A to exit, leave the backstage room follow Pashmina up the ladder and the go down again
Go left and up into the room and say 2.hamha to the old man
Then say 12.Heyhoo twice to him to get 37.Tuggie, return to pashmina
Say 37.Tuggie to them, save their love, and get 38.Snorklie.
Go down the ladder, all the way left, and 2.Hamha to the dark blue hamster
Go inside, 2.Hamha to the orange hamster, and 6.Yep-P to get Orange Hibiscus
Leave the room, go right and down the ladder to the pier and say 2.Hamha to the husband
Go right and 2.hamha to coach, then 6.Yep-P. Play by pressing A when it gets to You or Bijou
Go up to the blue hamster, say 2.Hamha then 6.Yep-P to learn 39.Ta-Dah. 
Go to the pier and 12.Heyhoo
Next say 39.Ta-dah to the husband to get 40.Hambond [ALT: give jar to wife for seeds if needed]
Go to the clubhouse and unlock funland. Go up and talk to Harmony for 41.Passchat
Go to funland. 2.Hamha the Ham-O-Matic for 42.Scrub-E 
Then, 1.Digdig in the trash for trash.
Go counterclockwise and 10.Tack-Q the balloons to get 43.Koochi-Q.
Continue Up until you see the ferris wheel cutscene.
Go all the way down, then take a right into the control room.
15.Pakapaka the purple hamster. 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P it next.
Go back to the gate and 12.Heyhoo the Owner Hamster. 
2.hamha to the mad green hamster near the balloons, then 6.Yep-P for 44.Chukchuk
Return to the control room and 44.chukchuk trash onto spat.
42.Scrub-E on Ham-O-Matic to get 45.Tiptop the leave and head up.
Go left to the teacups and say 35.Gasp-P to the Hamster on the right (Stan) for 46.Hamteam
Head left and 17.Offdoff the book, return and say 2.hamha 
go back and 12.heyhoo twice then go down two sections and 2.hamha to the blue hamster for 47.Lost-T
Go right and up to the minigames area. 10.Tack-Q Ham Red for 48.Blash-T
Enter the Digdig it area and 46.Hamteam at the sign for 49.Goodgo. Leave the game.
Go into Tic Tack-Q and 9.Stickie for 50.delin-Q. Leave and enter Stickie Note.
Play the Minigame and DO NOT ask for explanation. get 600-790 points and STOP
Don't try again, instead leave and return to the striped hamsters from earlier and report the failiure.
Suggest using 48.Blash-T, try it, return, and report failure to get 51.Minglie
Go to the left and tell Maxwell 51.Minglie and then return, getting 52.Twirlie
Go back to the clubhouse and unlock Boo Manor. Next leave to go there.
Go up and watch the cutscene. Say 2.hamha to the guard, then go down and pickup the flyer.
1.Digdig into the pipe and then walk to where the salesman talks to you.
Say 48.Blash-T twice before buying the ID card. 1.Digdig back out.
Go to the guard and use 39.Ta-Dah. 
After entering, go to the desk and shout 12.Heyhoo to get 53.Thump-P, then 39.Ta-Dah for a Bronze Card. 
Head Downstairs and get 54.Go-P from the blue hamster via 53.Thump-P
Go upstairs and to the end of the hall, use the bronze card to go inside
3.hif-hif the journal page and use 54.Go-P on the 2nd mirror. Walk inside it.
Battle the ghost using stickie as he appears on a square. (RNG is a factor)
3.hif-hif the board, 16.Putput it, then 17.Offdoff it before leaving.
Go upstairs to the elevator, 19.hamlift to push the button and go up a floor.
When you arrive, 2.hamha then 48.Blash-T the arguing hamsters for 55.Hamspar.
Go to the right 1 room and enter, then 55.Hamspar the fireplace.
2.Hamha a ghost, preferrable the green one, to get 56.Nopookie
Go all the way to the left and then upstairs, and stop when you see a ghost
10.Tack-Q and 55.Hampspar the ghost, then enter and walk straight up to dexter.
Go back to the fireplace room and 55.hamspar again.
10.Tack-Q both ghosts to get 57.Nok-Nok and 58.Pushie.
Go left until you see a blank wall. 57.Nok-Nok and 58.Pushie it, then go in.
Yell 12.Heyhoo and then leave the room. Go Upstairs.
Walk to the right until you see the elevator. Say 27.Liber-T to the Green one.
Follow them back to where you were, and say 27.Liber-T again to Learn 59.Flipflop
Go upstairs and 2 rooms to the right. Enter and play the Scrub-E minigame for a gold card.
Go to the right and 2.hamha the green hamster. 19.hamlift to open the elevator
Go left and 2.hamha to the green ghost hamster to learn 60.Perksie
Go all the way left and 10.Tack-Q the left wall twice. Go in onto the 2 tiles.
Answer the 3 questions, they are usually 5.No-P and finish the talking.
Suggest 59.Flipflop and then 56.Nopookie for 5 rocks. yep.
Go back down to the 3rd floor and walk to the right. Use 60.Perksie on the painting.
Go back downstairs to the blank wall and 58.pushie to go inside again.
Go behind the cage on the right side and 19.hamlift to pull the curtain.
Go to the other side and walk into the mirror. 57.Nok-nok the one with the hamster inside.
When you leave the room, finish the text and get 61.Dingding.
Next, go to Sandy Bay, and go below the soccer players and use 53.Thump-P.
The say 39.Ta-Dah to the one with the BLUE tail. Learn 62.Jamout
Go to Funland and go Right, Up all the way, then right into the bathroom.
Use 57.Nok-Nok on the door, then tell him 2.hamha, then 46.Hamteam
On the ferris wheel, say 22.Gossip-P, then 43.Koochi-Q, and finally 23.Smoochie.
Leave the ferris wheel and learn 63.Luck-E.
Go all the way left, then down one, and 61.Dingding the dad hamster.
Go up and then climb the stairs to the super coaster. Ride it with the dad.
Go downstairs and tell the dad 47.Lost-T then follow him to the right.
Go down one at the ferris wheel.Say 61.Dingding to the father. 
2.hamha the butterfly behind the father. Follow him back to his family.
Say 2.hamha to the father to learn 64.Trust-T 
Head Up to hear the alarm for the ham ranger show.
Go to the top middle and talk to the show's entrance guard. 
Find a random 3 of 5 ham rangers in these locations, say 30.fussfuss:
Red(Do Last):Nok-Nok Bathroom door, then 30.fussfuss (Guaranteed)
Yellow:Sleeping at water fountian. 10.Tack-Q the fountain to wake him
Green:Go left and up from entrance until you see a green ham turned away from you.
Blue:At the Stickie note game, below leaderboards
Pink:10.Tack-Q the cart of balloons
Once all but the Red Ranger are ready go back and say fussfuss to the kid, then leave for boo manor.
Go to the 4th floor (you need to 2.hamha to green again on 3rd)
Walk to the room with the green ghost. 57.Nok-nok and 58.Pushie on the wall.
Use 62.Jamout on the piano, say 6.Yep-P and take the ghost's test.
Answers are Moonlight, Beethoven, Piano, and however many questions (count yourself).
Go down using the elevator to floor 2, and go to the room all the way to the right.
[ALT:Use the upstairs exit, return and go up the elevator to floor 2]
Learn 65.Stead-E by using 62.Jamout on the piano
Go upstairs, walk to the right of the 3rd floor elevator and enter the room
Go to the painting and use Gasp-P, letting you follow her to Fun Land
Watch the Ham Ranger show and get 66.Hardihar. 
Go to the Tea Cups and exit Fun Land through the hole below.
Go to the clubhouse to unlock wildwoods, then go there.
Walk to the right and 2.hamha to the old hamster for 67.Wait-Q
Go left, then down (between the log), Right, then down.
2.hamha cappy, then 34.Bizzaroo to learn 68.Hampact. Leave to Sunny Peak.
Go up all the way (NO BOAT) then two to the right. 
Walk towards the cave, then walk again, then 1.digdig inside
Then 2.hamha Seedric, go down vine to wild woods.
Go back to cappy, where he was before, and say 28.lovedove
Go straight up into the cage and say 46.hamteam to Bog once released.
Go:Down, Left, Up, Up, Right, Down, Right. 
Say 13.Bluhoo and 6.Yep-P to Cappy.
Go to Seedric's Hot Springs and learn 69.Hamboree
Go into Springs and 1.digdig for Hot Spring Egg.
Do it 2 more times to get music note and ammonite rock (not guaranteed, you can do it a few extra times to be safe)
Leave going down the vine to Wildwoods
Say 39.Ta-Dah to bog for 70.Clingie
Go down, right, and 70.Clingie onto the vine above the moss rock.
Say 67.Wait-Q to Jingle to get 71.Thank-Q
Use 70. Clingie to leave, go to the right of entrance to get the wedding.
Go down to exit, then back up. 
Go left and 2.hamha, then 51. Minglie, with the crying child, for 72.Bye-Q
Go into the left building and 2.hamha with the blue hamster for 73.hulahula
Go into the next building and buy the rubber band, Exit village area, go all the way to the left, then down.
12.heyhoo at spat, then 3.Hif-hif the branch.
Go up, then all the way to the right inside the building.
Say 16.putput to the orange hamster then reenter the village.
Go right, watch cutscene, then leave village. 
Go down and get 74.hamscope. Shoot that hamster.
Go left all the way and down back to spat. Use 74.Hamscope on the bee hive.
3.hif-hif the red marble and get back to village, 2.hamha the couple.
watch and learn 75.Vast-T 
Leave Village after 2.hamha mayor for red bead (REMEMBER)
Go all the way to the left, then down twice.
10.Tack-Q the monkey, go straight up.
74.Hamscope the green parakeet twice and  go back with the fruit 
Learn 76.might-T and run from mad monkey. Leave Wildwoods.
Unlock Spat tower, but go to Sunny Peak
Go to Sesam-E cave and Putput the lever with oil. Then PULL it. (DONT FORGET) 
Go up to the top. 3.hif-hif the rock and note, enter the cave, and 3.hif-hif those rocks
16.putput oil on the minecart and 14.gogo into it
Talk to the Hamsters and get 77.Rubrub. 
3.hif-hif nearby rocks then go down. 16.putput the beads into slots.
37.Tuggie the master spoon out. Leave Sunny Peak.
Go to Spat tower and 4.Lookie,12.Heyhoo,25.Sesam-E and 9.Stickie across the water
Go to Wildwoods and go right until you go to the lab.
2.hamha the orange hamster, then 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P the pink hamster
39.Ta-Dah the pink hamster to get 78.Wake-Q. Leave and re-enter.
2.hamha the orange hamster, then 6.yep-P. 14.Gogo and 9. Stickie the Hamapult
Enter the cave (top right) and 60.Perksie at the door
say 41.Passchat and 27.Liber-T to the guard.
Go inside and 74.hamscope the robot and fail
Solve the slide puzzle on the floor and go to the clubhouse
go upstairs and say 44.chukchuk and 46.hamteam to harmony to get love shots.
Go to Spat Tower and defeat him (Shoot into is mouth with hamscope)
79.Pooie is learnt after winning. Watch credits.
[EDIT: New skip! Reset during credits to skip them!
EDIT 2: Unconfirmed; don't try until confirmed]
Go into the village at Wildwoods, and go to the right side. 
Go into the gold building and say 79.pooie to the queen. Get the Pooie recipe.
Go to the clubhouse and 77.rubrub all the rocks once and hope for:
1 Ammonite (Hot Springs), 1 Banana Stone (Guaranteed), and 2 Glass beads. 
Got them all? Nice job, skip ahead to the ~ sign. Don't? Time to farm.
The only ones you can be missing are Ammonite and Glass beads
Both are found at sunny peak. Be patient, mine took 10 times, others took 1 or 2.
If you listened and got ammonite then go to fun land, it is much faster to get the beads there because of running length
~Go back to the queen and use 39.Ta-Dah. Get the Star Key and Leave.
Go to spat tower, and re-enter the cave, and open the lock.
The couple reunites, uses 80.swellie and we go back to harmony.
Follow her downstairs to learn 81.Tran-q, 82.gofor, and 83.lalalala.
2.Hamha and 6.Yep-P to boss for another board, go back to sunny peak, and climb up the rope at the top.
2.hamha to Panda to give him the parts of the bridge left, and climb down. Go further away until Panda yells for you.
Tell Panda 2.hamha to get 84.Hamtast, and ignore the raindow key on the other side.
14.Gogo out and leave. Go to sandy bay. 14.Heyhoo to change islands at the pier.
Go into the Dance studio and look into the mirror. Add 73.Hulahula as the first move and save.
Say 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P to the orange hamster. Watch the performances.
Leave dance studio and go one to the right.
2.hamha to light blue hamster TWICE  for 85.Greatchu
Go back to the dance studio mirror. Make your Dance EXACTLY as follows:
85.Greatchu,50.Delin-Q,24.Zuzuzu,84.Hamtast,72.Bye-Q,49.Goodgo,29.Bloat-T,11.Blushie,84.Hamtast,32.Dazzlie, and 83.Lalalala.
When you leave, Boss and Harmony will teach you 86.Hamcheer
This is all 86 Ham-Chats, when the credits roll you stop the timer.

Totalled

PirakaFury

Zackattack_056

Immers

RatIsShortForRatthew

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak

Game Boy Advance

small_town

flipfox

EmmieElliott

USA / NTSC

JPN / NTSC

Emulator

Official

Hardware

Hi! This post is gonna outline a split made on the Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak Leaderboards regarding Emulators.

Emulators and Console have been split into seperate subcategories. No runs will be erased, existing runs will not be hidden, and you can continue to run on emulators if you like, howev

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