I've invented a new category: No guessing. The concept is simple: Find out who has the egg without shooting a random person. I've already created an optimal strategy for this:

1. Ask the first person you see where the egg is.
2. Hope they respond with an item or a character.
3. Ask them about the item or character they said.
4. Hope they respond with a location.
5. Go to the location.
6. If the item or character they said is in the location, shoot them. This strategy ensures that, after some good RNG, the bullet will go to the right person. I've done quite a few runs of this, and my best time so far has been 996 (I've been using in-game time) with a touch screen. I feel like this category can add some variety and fun to the Where's an Egg speedrunning community.

Ya know, I like this idea also but I think we need to be more clear about what the "no guessing" rule means. I'll think about that but I will create it soon.