WORLD'S BEST GOIME PLAYER!!! MOM I DID IT!

This run wasn't great or anything lol. I missed both salt and pepper shaker, I lost a ton of time emptying the water, and I also messed up the suicide/jail trick with Guy. The rest of the the run was okay I guess (frame-perfect airborne would have been nice too) but this run is completely beatable. It will probably get destroyed anyway if Lucy makes an actual TAS.

Done with 0.1x slowdown