General

Notes:

• Jiggle the mouse to speed up page loads, downloads, installers, CHIME reports.
• LaF quests are completed by just visiting the relevant pages, you don't actually need to download anything.
• If you get to the Mindcrash password screen too fast, the dialog box telling you you've been reinstated as an enforcer will pop up at the same time & steal all your inputs. Very annoying.
• In the last chapter, report the chatlogs & then the clinical trial - if you do it the other way around the response emails take longer to fire, arbitrarily.
• There's also an extra ~30s delay if you take more than a few seconds to submit both of those reports. You'll know you were fast enough if the "dear god" and "you did it" emails arrive around the same time.
• There's a way to speed up the final Outlaw game (see "speedup glitch" forum thread) but once you've set it up you can't skip the news report cutscene & as far as I can tell, that costs more time than it saves (which is a shame because it's a cool glitch!!).

Keyboard shortcuts:

• Enter = dismiss popup dialog
• Esc = close window
• Tab = search (might need to press it a couple of times before you can start typing)
• Ctrl+Tab = app list

Version differences:

• HAP Skip (accessing the final Outlaw download page early) only works on v1.04.
• There may be some differences between Steam v1.04 and Itch v1.04 but nothing has been confirmed.
• LaF quests currently (v2.05) don't auto-complete if you meet their conditions before starting the final chapter. Unknown if this is a bug or an intentional change, or exactly when it started happening. This means the story won't progress until you revisit Roddy & Chowder Man's FLISTs (00021d in November / 00088d in December).

HAP Skip Route

Chapter 1 & 2:

• Time starts when you click "Log In"
• Skip tutorial (drag "?" icon into the trash)
• Login to FLIST (search: flst / password: thanks4thehc)
• Access Dylan's files (search: 80085d)
• Report 2 Glamocaster songs for copyright infringement (CHIME 1)
• The rest of the chapter is on a time limit: about 1 minute
• Access the Dumpster (search: dumpies, click "Enter")
• Scroll about halfway down & click "Got Game or Way Lame"
• Click "Teentopia" on the address bar & stamp (bookmark) for access later
• Wait for time skip

Chapter 3:

• Log off & on when the update window appears
• Access Teentopia from stamped pages list
• Click the text, then the keyboard (password: marshmellow)
• Click "disable scary mindcrash stuff"
• Wait roughly 100 years while everything explodes
• When the screen goes red, press Alt+F4 and restart the game

Epilogue:

• Access the Outlaw page (search: dylan) & install the game
• Rub against the 6 ghost cars to ascend them
• Get behind Dylan & hold the space bar to capture him (killing him doesn't work)
• Time ends when Dylan is caught (starts floating up into the sky)

Quick reference / memory jogger:

• flst / thanks4thehc
• 80085d
• dumpies --> stamp Teentopia
• wait
• skip update
• stamps --> Teentopia
• marshmellow
• wait
• dylan

No HAP Skip Route

Chapter 1 & 2:

• Time starts when you click "Log In"

• Skip tutorial (drag "?" icon into the trash)

• Login to FLIST (search: flst / password: thanks4thehc)

• Access Dylan's files (search: 80085d)

• Report 2 Glamocaster songs for copyright infringement (CHIME 1)

• The rest of the chapter is on a time limit: about 1 minute

• Access the Dumpster (search: dumpies, click "Enter")

• Scroll about halfway down & click "Got Game or Way Lame"

• Click "Teentopia" on the address bar & stamp (bookmark) for access later

• Access Roddy's files (search: 00021d)

• Download testpet & 3y3

• Stamp the Hypnocure page for future access (search: hypnocure)

• Install testpet

• Decrypt 3y3 (feed it to the pet) & install

• Wait for time skip

Chapter 3:

• Log off & on when the update window appears

• Access Teentopia from stamped pages list

• Click the text, then the keyboard (password: marshmellow)

• Click "disable scary mindcrash stuff"

• The rest of the chapter is on a time limit: about 1m15s

• Access the Freelands (search: freeland)

• Scroll down & use 3y3 to access Re3koning's secret page - stamp it

• Access the Leaky Piping page (search: leak)

• Scroll to the bottom & use 3y3 to access "LP4" - stamp that as well

• Visit Chowder Man's FLIST (search: 00088d)

• Wait while Outlaw installs & everything explodes

• When the screen goes red, press Alt+F4 and restart the game

Epilogue:

• Install HAP from welcome email

• Switch to Nov. 5 archive

• Access Re3koning's page from stamps

• Click the saw, install Dreamtoolz

• In Dreamtoolz, donate a negative amount of money (at least 500)

• Access Hypnocure page from stamps

• Buy & install the pro version

• Switch to Dec. 31 archive

• Go back to Re3koning's page

• Activate Safe Mode ( /!\ ) to access the clinical trial leak & stamp it

• Open LP4 from stamps

• Wait for email ("Your Objective")

• Install the Sam Hammer

• Report chatlog download link from LP4

• Open clinical trial from stamps

• Report invisible download link (find it with 3y3 if you have to)

• Switch to current date/HAP archive

• Wait for email ("Hello Samantha")

• Install Outlaw & run it

• Rub against the 6 ghost cars to ascend them

• Get behind Dylan & hold the space bar to capture him (killing him doesn't work)

• Time ends when Dylan is caught (starts floating up into the sky)

Quick reference / memory jogger:

• flst / thanks4thehc

• 80085d

• dumpies (stamp Teentopia)

• 00021d

• stamp hypnocure

• install apps

• wait

• skip update

• Teentopia / marshmellow

• freeland (stamp hacker's page)

• leak (stamp LP4)

• 00088d

• wait

• install HAP

• HAP: November

• Freelands --> Dreamtoolz money cheat

• Hypnocure

• HAP: December

• safe mode on hacker's page (stamp trial leak)

• open LP4

• wait for sam hammer

• report chatlogs

• report trial

• HAP: Current

• wait for Outlaw email