How to complete the Impossible Quiz Book Chapter 1
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How to complete the Impossible Quiz Book Chapter 1
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  1. Carefully (it's a good advice)

  2. Clint Eastwood (he's a movie star known for shooting in westerns)

  3. 2:30 (you need a dentist appointment because your tooth hurts; tooth-hurty -> two-thirty)

  4. A femur (female + lemur)

  5. Click the empty Skip slot (the arrow points the same way as east on the compass)

  6. Click the word "What" ("What is the greatest thing since sliced bread." - it's a statement, not a question)

  7. Illegal (ill eagle)

  8. Press "H" on the keyboard (7th letter of "the alpHabet")

  9. Blnd Pg (no eyes -> no i's)

  10. Count the dog sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (if one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7)

  11. 4 (how many different letters in "assassins" - A, S, I, N)

  12. Click the dots in order. (20)

SKIP: Click the dots in order until the 7th one and then click the unnumbered dot. 13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)

  1. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right - if you wait too long, you'll lose a life and restart the question)

  2. :C (angry, because it's hard)

  3. Click the word "question" ("Answer this question please" - it's a request, not a question)

  4. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea -> C)

  5. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")

  6. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)

  7. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.

  8. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)

  9. A yoglett (baby yogurt -> yogurt baby; yogurt equivalent of piglet)

  10. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20)

FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one) 24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")

  1. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated)

  2. Yes (if not, the last question would be wrong) (Note: clicking "Please don't press this" will restart the whole game from the E4 Games screen.)

  3. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (considering the same question was asked 3 times)

  4. Drag off the body, then click the liver (deliver -> "de" liver -> the liver) (10)

  5. A yoglett (as shown in Q22, that's the name of a yogurt baby)

  6. Press the left and right arrow keys until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)

  7. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but "pond" is missing the letter U)

  8. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)

  9. You wrote it with your left hand (writing with your weaker hand results in bad handwriting)

  10. Biased! (has two donkeys -> has bi-ass -> has bias -> biased)

  11. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee -> P)

  12. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("bowel movements" -> movement of the word “bowel”)

  13. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris into his real-life counterpart, Socks! (10)

  14. 25.81 (the square root of 666)

  15. People die (after pigs fly -> pigs flew -> swine flu; which some people die from)

  16. Click the crotch; "In my gentleman's area (or otherwise)" (the quiz violated you...)

  17. Wipe their arse (a cannibal would dump his girlfriend in the sense that he would poop her out after eating her)

  18. Mash any keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (gameplay from "Bear Knuckle Pig Buster Fight" by deviantArt user gingerneck) (10)

  19. Type cast on the keyboard ("The answer is; type CAST.") (10)

  20. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen ("Put the mouse on here")

  21. Drag the word "ground" away, then fix the leaks under it (the underground pipes -> the pipes under the word "ground") (10)

  22. There are 7 different question variations:

  23. JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer: December)

  24. OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)

  25. MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)

  26. ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)

  27. MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)

  28. TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)

  29. FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)

  30. Rub up and down on the pole which the Badly Drawn Dawg and Pups are chewing on, until they get struck by the tesla coil (15)

  31. 1 (unstable -> wonky -> one key)

  32. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)

  33. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)