http://impossible-quiz.wikia.com/wiki/The_Impossible_Quiz_Book
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Carefully (it's a good advice)
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Clint Eastwood (he's a movie star known for shooting in westerns)
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2:30 (you need a dentist appointment because your tooth hurts; tooth-hurty -> two-thirty)
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A femur (female + lemur)
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Click the empty Skip slot (the arrow points the same way as east on the compass)
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Click the word "What" ("What is the greatest thing since sliced bread." - it's a statement, not a question)
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Illegal (ill eagle)
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Press "H" on the keyboard (7th letter of "the alpHabet")
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Blnd Pg (no eyes -> no i's)
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Count the dog sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (if one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7)
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4 (how many different letters in "assassins" - A, S, I, N)
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Click the dots in order. (20)
SKIP: Click the dots in order until the 7th one and then click the unnumbered dot. 13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)
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Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right - if you wait too long, you'll lose a life and restart the question)
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:C (angry, because it's hard)
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Click the word "question" ("Answer this question please" - it's a request, not a question)
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Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea -> C)
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The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")
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A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)
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Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.
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Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)
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A yoglett (baby yogurt -> yogurt baby; yogurt equivalent of piglet)
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Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20)
FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one) 24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")
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Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated)
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Yes (if not, the last question would be wrong) (Note: clicking "Please don't press this" will restart the whole game from the E4 Games screen.)
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Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (considering the same question was asked 3 times)
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Drag off the body, then click the liver (deliver -> "de" liver -> the liver) (10)
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A yoglett (as shown in Q22, that's the name of a yogurt baby)
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Press the left and right arrow keys until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)
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No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but "pond" is missing the letter U)
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Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)
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You wrote it with your left hand (writing with your weaker hand results in bad handwriting)
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Biased! (has two donkeys -> has bi-ass -> has bias -> biased)
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Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee -> P)
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Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("bowel movements" -> movement of the word “bowel”)
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Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris into his real-life counterpart, Socks! (10)
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25.81 (the square root of 666)
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People die (after pigs fly -> pigs flew -> swine flu; which some people die from)
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Click the crotch; "In my gentleman's area (or otherwise)" (the quiz violated you...)
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Wipe their arse (a cannibal would dump his girlfriend in the sense that he would poop her out after eating her)
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Mash any keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (gameplay from "Bear Knuckle Pig Buster Fight" by deviantArt user gingerneck) (10)
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Type cast on the keyboard ("The answer is; type CAST.") (10)
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Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen ("Put the mouse on here")
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Drag the word "ground" away, then fix the leaks under it (the underground pipes -> the pipes under the word "ground") (10)
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There are 7 different question variations:
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JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer: December)
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OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)
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MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)
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ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)
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MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)
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TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)
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FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)
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Rub up and down on the pole which the Badly Drawn Dawg and Pups are chewing on, until they get struck by the tesla coil (15)
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1 (unstable -> wonky -> one key)
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Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)
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Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)