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  MitsuneeMitsunee

Due to how videogames are categorized into genres by gameplay mechanics the Puzzle game Portal qualifies as a shooter and due to its speedruns, might as well also qualify as a 3D Platformer

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  Hugh2HoobHugh2Hoob

what was Link's defense when he was accused of sexual assault?

"Your honor i didn't triforce her to do anything..... in fact shes was the one that jump attacked me lol

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  SaltehTSSSaltehTSS

Since none of you liked my joke, what about this?: Shouldn't 100% speedruns just be called OCD speedruns?

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  RaggedDanRaggedDan

Why is Steve able to punch out trees with his bare fists?
How wood I know?

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  ThatEpicNoobThatEpicNoob

What kind of plumber shoots balls into pockets?
Snooker Mario!

aight imma head out

 
  [user deleted]

I died in a car crash earlier... Here's how

drives adobe flash game car down a street

Adobe Flash: aight imma head right out

blue screen of death happens

This is stupid

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  thefallencomradethefallencomrade

how do you call Geralt who likes anime?

Geralt of Weebia

 
  RaggedDanRaggedDan

Alright, Imma post another Joke at last:
What's Skyrim's national bird?

Overencumbird

 
  UbuntuJacksonUbuntuJackson

@LarsHensen I don't get the joke. 😕
Maybe I'm just a humorless person.
Edit: He's a scammer, BAN HIM!

 
  N00bie371N00bie371

Any% runs should just be called, "I'll optimize this until I die%" speedruns.
It's true.

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  Oreo321Oreo321

@N00bie371N00bie371 Isn't it true for any competitive category?

 
  ImrahilImrahil

Who is a Street Fighter’s favourite Bollywood actor?

SHAH RUKH KHAN‼️

 
  GreatmaxGreatmax

The closest I have is DnD though if you consider Terra from FFVI one of these I suppose it counts.

Me: Why are wizards the best class to use in RPGs?

You: I dunno, why?

Me: Because they hold staff meetings.