15%. The best 150 moons and purple coins you will get in your life. The best Odyssey experience you will have in your life. The best video game format you will play in your life. The best thing you will EVER do in your life.

Who's for some 15%?

what

so many useless categories popping off ;_;

explanation????

This is a good idea? Possibly? i mean. this is pretty much All Purple coins. but you need a extra 26 moons?

its 150 purple coins and moons across the game, not too fond of it tbh.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand 15%. The idea is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the route will go over a typical runner’s head. There’s also the issue of purple coins, which is deftly woven into this category- its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this route, to realise that it's not just a category- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike 15% truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the orgasmic sensation of precision that occurs when one beats the game with exactly 15% of it completed, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as paintophobia’s genius idea unfolds itself on their twitch feeds. What fools.. how I pity them. joy

And yes, by the way, i DO have a 15% tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5% of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

That was beautiful

I must admit I never enjoyed being destroyed that much, a peice of art.

15% of 880 (Moons ) is 132 15% of 1000 (Purple Coins) is 150 15% of 52 (Captures) is 7.8 so I'll round it up to 8 15% of 82 (Songs) is 12.3 so I'll round it down to 12 15% of 42 (Hats) is 6.3 so I'll round it down to 6 15% of 43 (Outfits) is 6.45 so I'll round it down to 6

Though I see a point in getting 15% of the 999 moons you would get in 100%. Also I'd round everything up

Thanks to my boy CoinKirby, routing for 15% is well underway! Here is his 15% cascade route:

Also, to clear some things up, this is 15% of moons and purples. If u want to get 15% of everything (if you are noguy), try True 15%

I'm not scaremongering, this is really happening...

Wow

Timpani, absolute legend, made a basic route for the cat!

I'm gonna do a run as soon as my cap card comes, so I encourage u guys to do one too!

Also, if you see any way to improve the route, let me know.

We're on the leaderboards boys!

I disapprove of you being on the leaderboard because you do not have 5 runs, or it is a major thing, like Chef%, showing off a big skip (Bruncheon). And it can help gather people to help and try and find a solution to Bruncheon

Well, clearly we don't need 5 runs, as it is on the leaderboards. Also hardly any meme cat shows off a major thing.

cough Nipple% found coin grinding and Chef% for reasons above cough

Nipple% did not find coin grinding and chef% did not find bruncheon

They did not “find” them. But they showed them off