As the election progresses further, so does the competition in it. However, with this manifesto, I hope you will see the obvious, self evident truth that I am the only REAL candidate. It reads as follows:

1.) I will STILL abolish STIs. I'm STILL that cool.

2.) Moving on to serious business, I will attempt to make the forums a better place by cleaning them of certain individual scourges who plague genuine questions with cries of "shitpost!" and "is it worth a thread?". You can rely on me to do this, as I have experience in the matter. For example, I was one of the key individuals who pressed and ultimately passed the "ban Jarhead act of 2018". Evidence of my work can be found here: https://www.speedrun.com/The_Site/thread/gu7le/46

3.) I will also clean up the leaderboards. As many of you are now aware, there is now a law in place banning all runs which do not have sufficient video proof. Well I believe this is an inappropriate, authoritarian and fascist method of verification, that simply will not work for today's workforce. In an attempt to give power to the people, I swear to ban ALL runs with video proof, and make the leaderboard completely trust-based.

4.) Finally, I, with great regret, must retract my promise to make all of your categories a reality. It seems some of you simply cannot be trusted with creativity. Don't believe me? Look at this shit show: https://www.speedrun.com/smomemes/thread/z046w https://www.speedrun.com/smomemes/thread/rtztz https://www.speedrun.com/smomemes/thread/4agcr Once you people learn to make actual quality categories, like 15% (my piece de last resistance), maybe then I can make this promise a reality.

If you would like to share you support, do so with the hashtags #VotePhobia2018 , #JusticeForTheVideoless and #MakeOdysseyGreatAgain