Hi, I'm Paint O. Phobia, creator of 15%, and I'm running for mod of the Super Mario Odyssey.
Now, you may be wondering, "why should this man be my mod?". Well, to answer that question, we must look at the 'Basic Moderation Problem', or BMP, or the Super Mario Odyssey page.
You see, Odyssey is a game of mods. In fact, there are too many mods. Which is precisely the reason why I should be a mod.
Now, with the modonomics out of the way, it's time to talk about my manifesto. What will I do, if I am a leaderboard mod of SMO? To answer that question, I have typed out exactly what I will bring to the table in 3, easy to understand, bullet points:
1.) I will NEVER, and I mean NEVER, verify a fake run. Now you may be wondering, "Paint, how can you tell the real runs from the fake ones?". Well, good sir/madame, I just won't verify ANY runs at all. It's a policy adopted by many other SMO mods, and I intend to keep the tradition alive.
2.) I will stop at NOTHING, to add all of your categories to the memeboards. Coinless, damageless, coinlessdamageless, you name it, it's on there.
3.) I will abolish STDs. I'm that cool.
So, in conclusion, when I am mod, life will be better. I am eagerly anticipating the soon arrival of my moderator status so I can begin changing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with all of you.
#VotePhobia2018
Imagine it's that easy to become a mod from a really popular speedgame. I hope this was a joke and, it probably is.
Hi, I’m Hyd R. O, and I’m ALSO running for moderation status for speedrun.com/smo. What you should conclude here is myself making 3 points to soldify the fact that I have virtually no chance of getting moderator at all. Here’s the declaration of independence: When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes... (to learn more, go to http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/)
