Whatever you wanna say about any%, here is where you do it.

START Run @ biker office Grab cue, throw at door, rush in grab machete kill boss 1 turn, exit, run @ downstairs KINDA RARE: sometimes a guy will come out the next door and open the downstairs door, saving about a second. run downstairs, left, forward, kill boxer. both dead in 1 hit. load next map (hardest) run forward, left, go to bathroom. get machete, turn, go upstairs. run, hop on table. if u want to attack from the right side, stand on left side of table. attack boss until machete breaks run back, get long knife thing. run to left side, attack until break. get nunchaku if enemies on right, go left and hit and dodge enemies on left, go right and do the same load next map (easiest) run to upstairs dont cross the line instantly go upstairs, get shotgun in 1 jump, turn and press button, exit and jump go forward. get into the solitary corridor in whatever means, kill brute load next. run forward, go up first stairs you see. go up next grab big bottle attack until break. enemies will swarm (not as bad as disco) so dodge them. kill blackbeard with ham. win.

Sometimes the knife kills the katana boss before, saving about 3-4 seconds

ive had that but always died when getting it