A friend bet that I couldn't beat 27:32 in the any% category for the witness. Needless to say, I won after about 5 hours of practice, and this will be the last time I ever attempt this speedrun. My best time is 25:34, but unfortunately I was not recording at that time of practice, so I'm stuck with this time, which is riddled with mistakes throughout the video. Also, do yourself a favor and skip the two randomly generated puzzles, you don't want to see it.