Step 1: Select your difficulty (easy or Hard) then start the timer right when you hit it

Step 2: Always use the start button for cutscenes... it will be your best friend

Step 3: Choose your enemy! Honestly It doesn't matter what you go for but I prefer green (easy) and the first one (hard)

Step 4: Build your vehicle, and I believe the pieces are complete RNG in hard the pieces are always in the same spot it seems

Step 5(opt 1): Assuming you chose King Prawn he is more likely to kill your amazing run

Step 6(opt 1): Auto scroller, just avoid the Buoys and Prawn's henchmen and you should be ok... if you get hit watch out you will get closer and it will be harder to see stuff if they are on the bottom row

Step 7(opt 1): Another auto-scroller But this one you want to get hit to 1-4 hits lefts (easy) or 1-2 hits left (hard) because you want to get 2 medals since it waste time to get 5 and the claws don't slow you down AT ALL they just move you out of the way

Step 8(opt 1): I used to think King Prawn was easy... until I found a glitch... unfortunately if you spray his claw then you spray another one before he grunts or if he hits you the hit does not count... its a bit cheap in easy mode it isn't too bad, but hard mode is really hard to get a perfect king prawn fight for MANY reasons!

Step 9 choose your next enemy I found out...the colors change so I will choose green again (easy) or the second one (hard)

Step 5(opt 2): Assuming you chose Piggy galore she is really straight forward with no real things that can kill your run (with the exception of missing)...and maybe fruit RNG

Step 6(opt 2): An Auto scroller... as I found out taking damage even though the cracks don't make you lose a lot of speed is completely pointless just don't get hit cause if you do it becomes 20 times harder to dodge stuff

Step 7(opt 2): Food fight! In Easy the Pigs Have 1 HP in Hard the Pigs have 5 HP (1= jelly, 2 Egg plant, 3 pineapple) (im assuming this is correct) Jelly<Eggplant Eggplant<Pineapple Jelly completely neutralizes Pineapple... In Easy there is a cool thing you can do since the hit boxes are were wide in front but not to forgiven in the back, You can defeat them all in just 3 throws... don't change the angle just throw at max power right where you are to hit 1 to hit 2 you run up to the boxes then throw at max power to hit 3 you get almost to the boxes like one or 2 steps away for the boxes then throw at max you have officially made them easy!

Step 8(opt 2) Food fight v.2 Piggy, nothing new but she has 8 hp and watermelons appear you cant pick them up and she moves and when the bar goes up to red in the food frenzy machine it will blast out fruits that will hurt you... In Hard I found a glitch that may save time if you manage to get her to press it right when you hit her your victory pose will be in effect and the machine will shoot you may be dropped to no health depends on what/how many things hit you in that pose(glitch)... then you can effectively get 1 golden eagle...it may save time I'm not fully sure, I also found out if you Knock out piggy and your holding a fruit it will float in midair (glitch)

Step 14: You are automatically sent to the final person you have not chose no more hitting buttons yay!

Step 5(opt 3) Assuming you chose Dr. Nose he is By far THE EASIEST BOSS!

Step 6(opt 3) Auto scroller.... Hit boxes are really long from the tree/enemy back...sorta unfair and if you manage to lose your snowmobile no need to word your trusty Partner will be your sleigh! and be sure to hold down

Step 7(opt 3) The snowballing chickens, they are completely awful Then your sidekick may be a shield or he may be in your way... RNG chooses... you can store a snowball by pressing A or B then press Down (duck) and the frame you come back up you will throw that snowball (im assuming a minor glitch)... the best way to kill them is to keep hitting them and if a snowball is thrown at you try to snowball storage to stun them then throw (there are 5 in easy and 8 in hard)

Step 8(opt 3) The boss himself...trying to turn the world...into an egg? Dr. Nose is super easy if your quick you can do 1 2 3 4 5 6 3 2 and it will be over in Easy in Hard if I remember right 1 2 3 4 5 6 4 3 2 1 3... I think I haven't done hard in awhile but that's really all nothing challenging

Step 19: Final Boss: Plot twist! B&B were not B&B but actually Waldorf and Statler, And we helped them make this dangerous enemy... its simple how to defeat them... just run up to them and have about a 30 degree angle and mash the A button until the chest is broken then move it to a 45 degree angle then mash again then the head put to a 60 degree angle then mash... the damage doesn't really matter because its faster than doing it from a range if your right next to them (Easy each part has 5 hp in hard each part has 7 hp)

Step 20: Glory! Piggy get amnesia from getting dropped on the head and then happy ending! (timer stops after you get to the New Game, Continue and Credit screen)

Mention I believe its possible for easy to be Sub 12 and for hard sub 14 and maybe even more I feel both are only 1 minute differences but that's my beliefs... I hope this is looked at if you need help if hopefully if there's any game breaking glitches I get to see them!

-K.C. Maelstrom