I need to know how to eat a bagel I'm in desperate need of help

plz help me I'm scared of the bagel

the bagel has a knife help

why is nobody helping me in the time I need help

there are even more bagels

there is now a bagel army for real I need help

http://time.com/38796/6-hostage-negotiation-techniques-that-will-get-you-what-you-want/

thank you my friend for now there is no bagels