MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!! I was cooking and went back to my room for a few minutes and the kitchen is covered in fire!! HELP!!

honestly im just as confused as you are shuriken

And yet you had time to post about it on here.

You do need help, but not to put out a fire.

Just realized no social links, no runs. The long con, troll account.

stop it, get some help

Well the firemen put it out. But there were several things that burned. And my social links arent working because my twitter and twitch name are currently different. I'll change them tomorrow.

gnarly dude

sounds hot

I see you aren't skilled enough to be a housewife

"Well the firemen put it out. But there were several things that burned. And my social links arent working because ..."

I read this too quickly and thought he was going to say the fire burned down his social links

you probably ran too fast