I need the commentary for this run translated
I've messaged the runner, but he has not uploaded anything to YouTube in over 3 years and I suspect he is inactive. It is very important for me to understand what he's saying throughout this run.
I can pay you for your time (not a lot, but I respect that your time is valuable). Please let me know if you can help, I want to get this done as soon as possible.
It became irrelevant for this game, but strangely enough, I may be looking for similar services in the future with another. I'll keep updated.
Ok, that's what I have understood : (I won't translate the game, just the player)
Ok, so let's test it ! But [cut] direct. We are not waiting for you, Let's have fun ! sit So, I am going to speedrun... ...because this game only takes 30min to be finished, seriously ! I am not good We start after the 2nd kinematic, like this... 00:00 1:02 - Oh fuck ! Ascend shithead ! 1:14 - No ! 1:20 - It is already a bit missed... 1:49 - Usually, I don't have so little energy 1:58 - I'm going to first try ! Yes ! 2:32 - Shit ! 2:39 - Yes ! 2:46 - Ah ! Why isn't he ascending ?! 3:29 - Yes, 12 seconds ! [cut] 3:55 - Ah ! 4:06 - "gueule" or "gall" or "gull" 4:23 - I hope I can skip the dialog because [cut] 4:25 - Nice ! 4:34 - Here is ! 4:39 - For the moment, I have a good start ! good start ! 4:50 - Oh ! 5:05 - There... 5:19 - There is something below, don't worry, don't carry about that ! 5:27 - Fuck ! Shit ! 5:36 - I can take some time : I have to wait anyway 5:57 - No ennemy there... 6:02 - Nice ! 6:25 - Normally, I finish the game in 37 minutes but [cut] ...missed. For the record, I gonna pay you 6:55 - Nice ! 7:03 - There you have ! (dialog) 7:29 - Nice ! 7:47 - Shit ! 7:57 - That shouldn't pass like this ! 8:07 - Not planned like this... 9:07 - Just... Ok, he's dead ! 9:50 - Nice ! 9:55 - Fuck, I have to wait ! 10:04 - A little bug for you ! 10:13 - Ah 10:52 - Good ! 11:37 - A little bug for you ! 11:47 - I sadly can't pass that. 11:50 - I press but it doesn't work... 11:55 - Ok, go on ! 12:11 - Go on, honestly I can't go faster... 12:19 - I hope the mouse won't bug... Sadly... 12:35 - Oh ! What ! 12:43 - What happened ? 13:03 - [cut] ...certainly not... en with... 13:15 - Ah fuck, he bugged ! 13:25 - Nice ! 14:09 - We're back ! 14:10 - Oh no, it's there ! Oh fuck ! 14:22 - Oh, I press the bad button... 14:32 - Ok... 14:43 - I hope it will be good... 14:45 - Oh fuck ! Why did I press the spach bar ?! 15:00 - Usually, it's faster... 15:36 - That's it ! 15:52 - There can y do wathever I want... 16:22 - That, That is luck... 16:32 - I need a boost to overtake that... 17:22 - Ok... 17:49 - Ok ! 18:00 - Ah ! Finished ! 18:20 - Fuck ! 18:25 - Yes ! It's a pleasure ! 18:50 - Oh fuck ! 19:20 - Woaoh ! The game is lagging ! The game is lagging ! 19:55 - In fact I did this but... It had be better that I take it before.. 20:18 - We will do without your commentary ! 21:20 - Fuck ! Fuck ! 21:24 - Yes, it done ! 22:18 - Hey fuck ! Fuck ! 22:30 - The avantage after... What ?! 23:11 - Ok, for my record it will be good ! 23:30 - Oh fuck ! Oh shit ! There... 24:00 - Ok... Nice ! Yes ! 24:19 - The good car at the good moment ! 24:50 - No ! Oh fuck ! Shit ! 25:00 - Get out shitty ship ! 25:26 - Hurry up, hurry up ! Oh shit ! 25:49 - No need of moving ! 25:51 - But there I have to ! 26:01 - When I have the "routine", it's good ! 26:06 - Oh fuck ! Oh fuck ! 26:38 - Yes, it's me ! 27:05 - Ok, that is better than nothing... 27:24 - Oh fuck, it missed ! 27:29 - Oh no ! 28:00 - No, finally yes I won't fall... No ! What ! 28:15 - Seriously, it is a missed run, I can promise you ! 28:49 - Ok... 29:06 - Nice ! Yes ! 29:50 Oh fuck ! Fuck ! 30:15 - Ah ! Ascend ! 30:37 - I need your grenades, ascend ! 30:40 - Ok ! 31:00 - Oh fuck ! 31:32 - If someone [cut] ... 31:45 - I wait ! 31:52 - It's my favourite object ! 31:57 - Don't shoot below... Ah ! 32:29 - Oh fuck ! One chance on two... 32:46 - Oh fuck ! Fall ! 33:05 - Oh fuck, it takes more time than usually ! 33:09 - Oh fuck ! Die ! 33:20 - Die ! Appear ! Fuck ! 33:30 - I lost to much time ! 33:37 - My speedrun is ruined ! 34:01 - I lost... 34:05 - Fuck ! I lost 50 seconds against this shitty mob ! And I die ! 34:18 - Now we are going to abuse : I normally need to walk but... we go through ! 34:50 - Oh nice ! 35:04 - Oh no fuck ! 35:15 - I normally need to walk a lot but... 35:45 - I will skip the last boss ! 36:50 - I am loosing time because... I did whatever. 37:01 - I go on the top because ther's no plateform... 37:27 END OF THE SPEEDRUN Not the end because... I have never seen a game like this before ! At the beggining I was perfect but after.. [cut] Oh fuck ! I stop there for the moment.
I hope it will help you and please have gratitude of my job : It tooks me 2:15 hours !
I admire the runner's language restraint! Only 28 fucks and 9 shits!!