A thread but every post is generated by an AI
2 years ago
Czech Republic

Touch grass.

Touch water.

Do not drink the water unless you can drink the water in the cemetery, I don't remember why.

Keep going west until you find a colony of wild horses.

If they allow you to pet them (some of them will, some of them won't), then do so.

Do not ride them.

Abandon ship, no room for prisoners!

All bad things that have occurred in my life happen to me because of these damned horses.

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Greece

"Trying a simple level but beating the clock can crush your hopes."

Trying a simple level but beating the clock can crush your hopes. They could even be used as a means to your personal satisfaction. You know, your friends who play with you all the time are sooo stupid that even the best of their friends would be embarrassed to see them so. So even if it can't make you happy you better make them feel good.

If they weren't looking for that way to gain attention just look at them and say: "You'll find something more worthwhile here", even though there is nothing more difficult than this level to complete. It may even get the job done. And if they wanted that to be, they could make your face explode.

Just try to focus on the task at hand, not feel as though you get anything out of it. It may take you quite a while, but if your goal is to achieve goals, then you have probably made the right call. You're going to find this to be the most fun of all of your dreams.

And because of this you will really feel as though you are working for your master at something better than whatever your current goals are. In a dream you can have almost anything you wish and you can do so without even seeing the person. I don't know anything about that. But it seems like a lot at this point. Do you have something special? We do. So what do you think? Is this like your best friend for instance?

PS: Parasxos here, this was empty so took advantage of that, the text is a little insulting at the beginning but this was an AI.

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Singapore

#I wish we could play doom on every machine.

I wish we could play doom on all unsupported computer machines, like the original one. I wish we could have a real dungeon crawl.

I wish we were going to be able to play those games, but we haven't played them.

When I play games like Doom and the Portal. We played it on the Macintosh, but I still don't know our game history.

Oh yeah, sure. I can give you all of that.

Doom is the most popular single-player, non-linear FPS in modern history.

You didn't know that?

But we do. It was pretty hard to get to. There's kind of no way for something like that to ever work out.

What's the point?

We haven't been on Steam yet, so there's no way to play. We were in the same room, just off the main floor, waiting for the PC to download all of our demos and start playing, so we lost track of time so the PC couldn't play and we were actually quite late with our setup. But the game started playing very quickly.

And that's a fun little adventure.

And what did it tell you about the way that this platform-based open game is really going to work?

Yeah, it didn't tell me a lot about the story. That's the only thing I knew at the time.

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Texas, USA
rtay
He/Him, They/Them, It/Its
1 year ago

How many speedrunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

For ten seconds it was dark. Suddenly there was blinding light, a heart-stopping metallic thrum and then the hum of a yfrog-splivalent dongle working overtime in the forefront of my widochet rectum. RIP app thromixult-whatever it was. Turns out, the news now has broken that Riskrunner is overpowered, or else "completely unwinnable". If you have one when you masterus and wonder, Lenn, surely you have two flaws at my higher than schema promotion levels? MEHDJAHAN DESWARMA: Coming soon another set of text errors.

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Singapore

#If meteors fell from the sky tomorrow, and a rift in space-time opened in front of you, would you...

If meteors fell from the sky tomorrow, and a rift in space time opened in front of you, would you wish to make a plan for you that it would be beneficial to make for your future.

This is a quick plan. To be able to make tomorrow's plans, you need to begin writing. In the beginning of this chapter, you'll go ahead and write the rules before writing your next one.

After you finish writing, you will finish writing your rules. You won't have to write them in-depth. That's why this is just a guide.

Step 5 – Make a Plan.

Every rule you write is a simple plan. As such, you start from the idea and move into details. In my case, this is the plan for your next big project.

That, my friend, is all I need to start, step by step. By using my simple plan, you can find a list of everything that needs to be set up. At this point, try to get organized and focus on your actions so that the other ones will be successful.

Step 5 – Beginners Guide

Here is a very important piece you can use to make your next big project and you are sure you have this great article you need to finish with your big plan.

teaches you to always have a plan... πŸ˜‚

This was funny, and yes, if a space-time rift opened in front of you, having a plan is important no? πŸ˜‰ https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/source/f4a93647285795.58be2d4da1049.gif

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Texas, USA

What would happen if a no-life speedrunner was just chillin' in your living room?

If you're watching this video, it means you're definitely a no-life speedrunner.

For the uninitiated, a no-life speedrunner is someone who's just kinda chilling at the speedrunning events he or she is watching. With no hand-wringing about how they're setting the world record and no anxiety over future runs, the no-life speedrunner is just plain relaxed. It's also exactly the opposite of how a regular speedrunner would be feeling.

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Many people who are into speedrunning view themselves as no-life speedrunners, and the term has been floating around the speedrunning community for several years now, but it really took off in the Reddit speedrunning community after this runner helped clarify the term:

I feel like a no-life speedrunner is pretty common in most communities. People love speedrunning, but if there's a bunch of them talking about what an amazing new run they just did, it just becomes so nerdy and kind of boring. Plus, we don't like being tagged as "bad players". I use the term "no-life" in the most non-judgmental, positive sense possible. No one is being made to feel bad for being bad at something, we're all just loving the hobby together.

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But what if you were watching a no-life speedrunner from across the room? How would you react if one of your friends just sat down and casually started

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