Hi, guys! I just learned that our leaderboards are able to sort times both ascending and descending, meaning that the longest time can be displayed on top. So, I came up with kind of a fun diversion category: Grigori's Rocket Rodeo!

...Maybe not that title. That sounds like an innuendo.

In Grigori's Rocket Rodeo, your mission is to stay alive on the unwinnable opening shoot-'em-up for as long as possible. Time begins on New Game and ends when the crash cutscene is called. IGT is more convenient than RTA, which would have to start after the tutorial dialogue. Plus, no need to verify - there's literally no way to game the system on this one, so I guess in theory screenshots would count as proof.

An obvious con is that the opening cycle is really easy to predict. This video makes it look a lot harder than it is. I see 20- and 30-minute times being no problem for anyone truly determined.

But, if anyone else thinks this could be fun, check this out!

Also, I forgot that OBS records ALL speaker audio, not just the stuff you're thinking about recording, so enjoy the audio from Prettz's stream of Dark Souls III while you watch!