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Sorry if there's some English mistakes, I'm doing my best here.

So some quick facts first, then a nice inventory of all lootable objects and at the bottom, the speedrun route. Remember that it will probably be edited some times in the future if there's some new discoveries.

I) QUICK FACTS (That can be quite usefull) -Sober Up reparation nbr, Medium nbr, Coffee request, The right mushroom color, The choice of the flower and Answers to the Bunny test will never change. -You can just give the correct items to the right girl to obtain the picture. She does not actually need to request something. Clef (Ramen Shop Girl) is the only exception. -You can mash with Z or X but also with Arrow Keys. -You can walk for a little time before the photo actually shows up. -You can avoid starting an unwanted dialogue by holding a direction while mashing.

II)INVENTORY of all lootable objects (by alphabetical order) -Alien photo : Obtained by giving the Gigacitron to the Alien. -Banana : You can buy them for 25$ each from the Banana clown. (you'll need only 2 for the Any% route) -Baseball : There is 20 of those to find. -Batteries : Found near the pool of the house at the left of Banana clown. -Broken Helmet : Obtained by giving a Banana to the monkey. -Burger : Obtained by giving the Matches to BBQ Guy. -Carrot : Obtained by answering right to the Bunny test (the answers are : Iran, China and Peter Rabbit) -Catalogue : Found in the coffee shop. -Coffee : You can buy one for 10$ at the coffee shop. (The only one you'll need is a Golden Valley blend, Small size, 1 Milk, 0 Cream and 2 Sugars) -Daffodil : You can buy it for 50$ from the Flower girl. (Don't waste money on the other flowers, they're useless) -Dirty Mag : Obtained by giving the right Coffee to the Lighthouse guy. -Dumbell : Found near the Alien. -Gigacitron : Found at the end of the maze. -Golden Coin : Obtained by giving the Sober Up can to the Drunk guy. -Helmet : Obtained by giving the Broken Helmet to Fix-it Felix. -Kale : Obtained by giving the Burger to the Fat guy. -Key : Found on the Northern Beach after calling the Medium. -Locket : Obtained by giving the Dirty Mag to the Perv guy. -Matches : Found near Cymbelle. -Medium nbr : It will always be 56172. (You'll need 100$ to make the Key appear) -Pants : Bush kid will give it to you. -Pink Mushroom : Found on the way to the maze. You'll need to bring it to Mushroom man before giving it to Synthia. (Don't bother looting the others, they're useless for the run) -Poster : Obtained by giving the Dumbell to the Muscle guy. -Screwdriver : Found on the way to the Alien. -Shears : Obtained by giving a Daffodil to the Gardening guy. -Shell : Found on the Southern Beach. -Shirt : Garbage kid will give it to you. -Sober Up nbr : It will always be 43893. -Sober Up can : You can buy one for 10$ at the Sober Up distributor but only after calling the Sober Up nbr. -Socks : Mailbox kid will give it to you.

III)ACTUAL SPEEDRUN ROUTE The run starts when New Game is selected and ends when the screen flashes white for the credits roll.

-Mash and then get out of Noodle Teaze -Go in front of the Sober Up distributor, call Sober Up nbr (43893) then buy the Sober Up can. (10$) -Go to the Mailbox kid and get the Socks from him -Go get the Matches and a Baseball (1/20) -Time to speak to Bush kid and get the Pants from him -Get the Shell -Give the Sober Up can to Drunk guy and get the Golden Coin -Speak to Clef in the Ramen Shop (no choices there you can mash all the way) -Buy the first Banana from Banana clown (25$) -Get the Batteries near the pool -Get the 2 Baseballs (3/20) on the way to see the monkey -Give the first Banana to the monkey and get the Broken Helmet -Give the Matches to BBQ guy and get the Burger -Get the Pink Mushroom -Get the Baseball (4/20) on the way to see the bunny -Get the Carrot by answering right to the bunny's test (Iran, China, Peter Rabbit) -Get the Gigacitron and a Baseball (5/20) -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash and get out of Noodle Teaze -Give the Broken Helmet to Fix-it felix an get the Helmet -Get the Baseball (6/20) behind the houses on North -Go to see Garbage kid and the Shirt from him -Get the Pink Mushroom expertised by Mushroom guy -Get the 2 Baseballs (8/20) on the way to the Coffee Shop -Get the Catalogue and order a good coffee for 10$ (Golden Valley Blend, Small, 1 Milk, 0 Cream, 2 Sugars) -Give the Burger to Fat guy and get the Kale. Also don't forget the Baseball (9/20) -Give the Helmet to Ukuleila and get her photo (1/10) -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash, GET PAID and get out of Noodle Teaze -Buy the Daffodil for 50$ to the Flower girl and get the Baseball (10/20) -Get the Baseball (11/20) on the way to Violina -Give the Shirt, Pants and Socks to Violina and get her photo (2/10) -Get the Baseball (12/20) on the way to the Gardening guy -Give the Daffodil to the Gardening guy and get the Shears -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash and get out of Noodle Teaze -Get the Baseball (13/20) on the way to the fence -Open the fence with the Shears -Take the way on the right and get 2 Baseballs (15/20) and the Screwdriver -Get the Baseball (16/20) and the Dumbell on the way to see the Alien -Give the Gigacitron to the Alien and get the Alien photo -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash, GET PAID and get out of Noodle Teaze -Give the Dumbell to Muscle guy and get the Poster -Go all the way up to the Robot and use the Screwdriver then the Batteries on him (Don't forget to mash) -Call the Medium (56172) and pay 100$ to make the Key appears -Get that Key -Give the Shell, Golden Coin and Poster to Trompette and get her photo (3/10) -Get the 2 Baseballs (18/20) on the way to Xyla -Give the Alien photo to Xyla and get her's (4/10) -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash and get out of Noodle Teaze (You can get paid if you want) -Go buy the second Banana for 25$ to the Banana clown -Speak to Clef at the Ramen Shop and get her photo (5/10) (Don't forget to mash) -Give the Pink mushroom to Synthia and get her photo (6/10) -Don't forget the Baseball (19/20) -Save and go back to Main menu -Continue, mash, GET PAID and get out of Noodle Teaze (DO NOT GET PAID IF YOU HAD BEEN ALREADY PAID AFTER XYLA) -Give the Catalogue and 200$ to Midi and get her photo (7/10) -Give the Kale, Banana and Carrot to Cymbelle and get her photo (8/10) -Get the last Basseball (20/20) on the way to the Lighthouse and use the Key to open it -Give the Lighthouse guy the Coffee and get the Dirty Mag -Give the 20 Baseballs to Flam and get her photo (9/10) (also best girl) -Give the Dirty Mag to Perv guy and get the Locket -ALMOST THERE -Give the Locket to Keytara and get the last photo (10/10) -Get back to Noodle Teaze and mash to the finish