• "X hits" means that an item will not expend a usage until it lands a hit.
• "X uses/shots" means that the weapon has a limited amount of uses.

[big]Standard Weapons[/big]

Axe Number of uses: 3 hits. Smacks per hit/kill: 15 smacks.

Chain Gun Number of uses: 150 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 12 smacks.

Buzz Saw Number of uses: 2 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 12 smacks.

Cluster Bombs Number of uses: 1 use, which creates 10 bombs. Smacks per hit/kill: 13 smacks.

Boxing Gloves Number of uses: 15 hits. Smacks per hit/kill: 3 smacks.

Harpoon Number of uses: 6 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 10 smacks/skewer, 5 smacks/kill. You can spam your secondary weapon on pinned opponents for an extra handful of smacks.

Broadside Cannons Number of uses: 10 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 18 smacks.

Portable Hole Number of uses: 3 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 10 smacks.

Freeze Ray Number of uses: 5 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 5 smacks/freeze, 10 smacks/shatter.

Chainsaw Number of uses: 6 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 12 smacks.

Spring Number of uses: 5 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 7 smacks/knockback, 40 smacks/goomba stomp.

Gunship Number of uses: 20 seconds of use. Smacks per hit/kill: 15 smacks/kill, 15 smacks/rotor slice.

Baseball Bat Number of uses: 7 hits. Smacks per hit/kill: 8 smacks.

Grenade Number of uses: 10 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 14 smacks.

Rocket Booster Number of uses: 1 use. Smacks per hit/kill: 17 smacks.

Vacuum Number of uses: 3 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 10 smacks.

[big]Special Weapons[/big]

Mortar Number of uses: 6 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 13 smacks.

Sledgehammer Number of uses: 5 hits. Smacks per hit/kill: 15 smacks.

Woodchipper Number of uses: 10 seconds of continuous use. Smacks per hit/kill: 13 smacks.

Tommy Gun Number of uses: 150 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 16 smacks.

Dynamite Crossbow Number of uses: 6 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 5 smacks/hit, 8 smacks/kill.

Laser Number of uses: 120 shots. Smacks per hit/kill: 2 smacks/hit, 2 smacks/kill.

Cleavers Number of uses: 6 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 12 smacks.

Shrink Ray Number of uses: 3 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 4 smacks/shrink, 10 smacks/squash.

Seeking Missile Number of uses: 3 uses. Smacks per hit/kill: 18 smacks.

Nuclear Mine Number of uses: 1 use. Smacks per hit/kill: 10 smacks.