This was... the most long john backwards arse SBR session i've ever had, and i loved EVERY second of it. To begin i encountered Kanye West (Or DJ Khalid, i can't tell them apart.) and Igor but very happy. We decimate them and move on to some other guys. I tell asboud to block, he doesn't. he dies almost instantly. The HP Dies and then the MR that kills him turns friendly. Normally i would have wailed on him but then i realised that he has a CHARLES LECLEREC COSPLAY. So i was going to let him be because of how based he is, but he specifically told me to finish him.

After that i looked at the leaderboards and noticed that there were only 4 people. That shrunk to three and when i got to zone 2, there was just one guy using SM Vamp. It was a close duel but i finished it and instinctively ended the timer just incase the last guy was a hacker. I waited at the end of the SBR with baited breath, to then find the sneakiest hack i've ever seen. Some guy using SM PLUCK casually walks up to the end AFTER being in the zone for like a minute. So obviously he has health hacks he's trying to hide. We race to the finish and thanks to RHCP being the GOAT, i'm able to clutch it. Then he obviously gets mad and dries to kill me, but he loses, and says a simple "gay". A fitting end to a sneaky as hell hacker.

Oh yeah and we got a good team wipe time too that's pretty notable as well.