CrazyPraetorian, a legend within the Crisis City Enthusiasts Community was notoriously reported making the claim that "Sub 2:22 is impossible". While not quite there, I'm inching closer and closer. When I first started speedrunning this Interactive Masterpiece, I red CrazyPraetorian's holy scriptures that he'd abandoned the Crisis City lifestyle because it "had done something [to him]". I wasn't sure what he meant at the time, but lo and behold, I too have witnessed the same hells and been beset by the same daemons. I'm experiencing strange feelings. I feel paranoid and frightened whenever I'm not running Crisis City, like my house is about to be hit by an earthquake followed by a tsunami. I can't even look at my girlfriend anymore, all I see is a faceless torso crawling along the floor with a black bar above it's head. That damned black bar... Like the red strings of life, constricting and strangling everybody around me. I can't even look myself in the mirror because I'm afraid the bar will be above my own head. Abandon all hope, ye who runs Crisis City.