Since there's nothing here ill make a starter's guide for all 2 of you who know about this game and haven't ran it yet. I'm MoBee and in this guide ill go over the basics of this run.

A quick preface about this run: It's EXTREMELY RNG/Luck dependent and most runs at WR pace might die in the first couple chapters because of bad RNG. If that's not your thing, I super understand and I hope you can find another way to enjoy the game.

With that out the way lets talk about the general functions of the game.

The game requires you to defeat all the chickens in the current wave to advance to the next wave. This can be done in one of two ways:

1. Shoot them down with a weapon
2. Use a Missile to defeat them all instantly* *Missiles are only available to be used after 25 chickens have been collected Pretty simple stuff but to beat this game as fast as possible we need to go over the two main speed strats, Missile Management and RNG.

Missile Management: When you defeat a chicken in the game they will most likely drop either a drumstick (Worth 1 unit ) or a roast (Worth 10 units). After you collect 25 units the game rewards your hording with a missile and they're crazy busted. Missiles not only defeat all chickens on screen, but also defeats any chicken in the wave. Essentially allowing you to skip the entire wave. MM is basically collecting and using missiles to beat waves that take too much time to beat the normal way and as of now MM is the best way to beat this game fast. General rule of thumb is any meteor shower or 7th wave of a chapter should be skipped. However that all depends of your RNG.

RNG: RNG is a huge part of this run unfortunately and even worst than that we have 0 clue on how it works or how to manipulate it. So the best way to get a good run is to press buttons and hope RNGesus loves you.

Lastly I'll go over the collectible weapons.

Ion Blaster: +All Around Weapon +Really good spread shot starting at level 3 +Super Reliable +Quick firerate +Decent Damage +Will do your laundry and cook food
-Trades power for coverage and speed -Weakest weapon at max power -Not great for bosses 9/10

Neutron Gun +Strongest weapon at any level that isn't max +Obliterates chickens +Good for Bosses -Trades speed for power -Virtually no spread shot till max power

• Doesn't clear regular waves as fast as the ion blaster 8/10

Laser Cannon +Strongest weapon at max +Deletes chickens +Deletes Bosses +Fastest firerate
-This weapon isn't useful till max power -Too busy being shit till the end of the game -Extremely situational -No spread at all -Bad for anything that isn't a boss -Prolly doesn't pay child support 5/10

Missile +BUSTED +Missile OP 11/10