I derusted Hachiemon for Handheld Heroes and got a 30:22, but I knew I could do better. So tonight, 12 hours after my marathon run I started to grind for a bigger PB, and this resulted.

My goal was 30:00; this is so ridiculously above what I expected... I made a mistake in 4 and got bad RNG on 13, and had a suboptimal 22 boss. Aside from that it's something I'm quite proud to set as a high bar for anyone else coming to run the game to come for.