Never join a bidness company. I hate my job here and really just want to become a male stripper/prostitute. Oops. My boss just saw me typing that. (I'm at work right now.) He just asked me to come into his office. Welp. I guess my dream is about to come true! See ya'll on the "flip" side, "homes." (Or whatever the kids say these days.)

Now I usually don't run because I am usually busy doing bidness things, but we are doing a fun run at our bidness company, so I thought this would be good place to train. Can't wait to start running with ya'll!