I have a girlfriend now guys i dont have the time to read the entirety of war and peace please mods lock this thread
@Ivory We won't make you read it all but we need to finish this dumb challenge
it's not about winning nor is it about sending a message i want this thread to lose
I am prepared to go into total isolation mode
@Ivory invite your girlfriend to your house and then read this thread to her
Invite her for dinner, and start reading it once she starts eating
I propose multiple people read off a certain number of pages each so Ivory doesn't have to read off all of War and Peace etc.
@RaggedDan i did this to myself, a life's worth of punishment i shall recieve.
@Ivory you did this to yourself, a life’s worth of punishment you shall receive.
@Ivory has done this to himself, a life’s worth of punishment he shall receive.
@Ivory write a love letter to your girlfriend, post it on page 100, then read the thread to her.
@hahhah42 i'd do that if i wouldn't be dead by the end
Cheese balls (also 99 pages pog!)