Now, hear me out here, mods:

Lawsuit%. Timer starts when you make a new game and ends when "Lawsuits: 1" is visible on the results screen. I think this would both be a hilarious yet fun category to run, similarly to Super Mario Odyssey's Nipple% category. I've already gotten an unrecorded run of 6:13.92 and I'd totally be up to continue running it if it was made an official category.

I think it'd be an interesting misc category, also be funny if you threw in cutThroat%

I think that would make for a good CE category, but probably not for the main boards.

Also for a fast time you'd pretty much be getting bankruptcy anyway

This is basically the Bankruptcy Ending category though.