I am a speedrunner, but I am also not. I think I'm good, but I know I'm not. I pretend I enjoy running into oblivion, but I really don't. I say I do it because I'm bored, but I know it's because I'm not finished yet. This wasn't my first speedgame, but it won't be my last either. I prefer Sonic, yet I'm probably better with Tails. I wish things were different, but I know they never could have been different.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am what I am not, and I am not what I am.