MORE LIKE fake category

Timing starts at the selection of USA 1. Timing ends at the goal of Japan 5. This category has a very simple and repetitive route. It's not very serious and if we all tried hard in it we'd just have a bunch of tied times.

[Warning: The camera moves a bit weird over and over again when you do the checkpoint exploit thing, so playing this might actually make some people feel sick. I don't recommend doing more than one run in a sitting but maybe it doesn't bother everyone so you can be the judge of that.]

Steps:

1. Run to the level's first checkpoint.
2. Hold right and hold or mash Y. (mash is optimal)
3. Press RB when the option to chicken-out appears at the bottom of the screen.
4. Keep holding right and Y and pressing RB when the option comes up until you have reached the end of the level.
5. Repeat on each level.
6. Realize this doesn't even technically beat the game and this category is dumb.

The exploit using the Y button works because the chicken-out feature is programmed to appear after 5 times of the player returning to the last checkpoint. This is intended to make it available after 5 deaths but there's no difference when you just press Y to go back the last checkpoint. Some checkpoints could be faster to just do without the exploit but nobody's tested it yet and I'd say it's unlikely.