Hello, it is me Bald Watermelon. The great watermelon has returned. Three years ago I graced the leaderboard of Duck Life 2 with my presecne. The great Waltermelon is back. I have gotten the ultimate World Record speedrun today! No one can stop me. In 2027 i will play Duck Life 3 and get the world record.

PS: My hairline has receeded a lot since my last speedrun, you can see what my brother looks like in the LiveSplit window. His name is joe and he is 8 years old. I fear I will one day look like him.