While Club Penguin Banned% speedrunning may seem simple enough, it has some distinct features of the run that seperates it from far worse games like Ocarina of Time or Super Mario 64. You see, those games take no skill whatsoever. My grandmother's left breast could beat the WRs for those games. Now Club Penguin, Club Penguin ain't taking shit from nobody. Only the best can get to these leaderboards and if you think you're up for the challenge, go ahead kid. You'll need it.
The Beginning
You're going to want to create a new window in the Internet Browser of your choice. Firefox or Chrome is recommended for this run. The beginning sequence is a challenging task. This first part of the run seperates the slow fingers from the fast fingers. You're going to want to type clubpenguin.com in the first tab, and https://dropmail.me/en/ in the other tab. It is recommended to quickly split these two windows into half on one monitor to speed up your run. Once both your tabs are loading, set your mouse hovering above the Club Penguin window and click the "Create Penguin" button to create a new Penguino.
The Initial Setup of Parental Permission Extravaganza
Once the "Create a Penguin" window is loading once again, quickly copy and paste your https://dropmail.me/en/ address into the "Your Parents Email" box and fill in the rest. (Note that I'm not responsible if you get arrested for using this website without your parents' permission.) The next part is not an easy task. Agree to the Terms of Use, then click whatever it states to click below the Terms of Use agreement checkbox. This is an extremely difficult task and counts for over 95% of ruined WR-pace runs in this category. Once you have finished this, click "Create your Penguin". Tab over to your https://dropmail.me/en/ window and refresh until your Confirmation Email has arrived. Click the link to active your account, then on your original Club Penguin window click "Play Now", then fill in the last two check boxes on the other window and fill in the Captcha quickly. Click Activate.
In Game
Switch to the other window, and just as it finishes loading you can press Enter to open the chat (while the game is loading make sure you're spamming this key as fast as possible), and type "fuck" two times in the chat box, pressing enter each time you've typed the magic word. The timer stops as you have been banned.
Issues/Suggestions
Congratulations, and thank you for reading my Guide. If you have any questions please contact me at shredda763@gmail.com and I will be sure to edit the guide for any future tactics and routes. Thank you.
Original Revision 2/21/2017 10:15PM EST
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