This is a route through BBQ Quest in order to beat it 100%. It is an updated route, and I believe it to be faster than the last one as this route only requires you to go through the Telecard Portal once, and you also one-shot everyone in the Hurrtown Arena. On the flipside you don't always one-shot Otto.

I will reference any% in this guide. If you want a guide on any%, I suggest you check out Garrettp375's which is in the forum.

1. Go through the sewers, get the telecard and kill Hurrrbert. Continue like in any% to get Mattias. Instead of going to the slayer concert, go and do all the sidequests in the starting area first.
2. Defeat Otto using a normal attack and a Kick to the Dick. It should kill most of the time. Pick up the kool-aid key.
3. Use the kool-aid key and deliver the kool-aid to the Satanists.
4. Defeat the Emo-saurus, and give the naked guy his clothes.
5. Now that we have completed all of the sidequests we go to the concert for exp and Ironsight. Remember to speak with your Boss to get the Hurrtown Pass.
6. Rest up, and go to the Hurrtown Arena. Kill everything with a normal attack except the last dude in the Arena. For him, you use Ironsight. It does a shitton of damage and it has a fast animation.
7. Beat Chu-fu Student+Master with Mattias spamming Ironsight.
8. Beat Sergeant Octavus once again spamming Ironsight. If he gives you the laser rifle equip that to Mattias, and the Thompson Machinegun to Kurt.
9. Go towards the ship and on your way go up into “Eagle Tower”. Octavus will be waiting for you.
10. Defeat Octavus using (You guessed it!) Ironsight. If Octavus dropped his laser rifle here then equip it to Mattias, and the Thompson Machinegun to Kurt.
11. Give the Kidney Stone to the weird guy in front of the Arena.
12. Board the ship and continue until you get to the final boss: King Crab. Remember to Mattias spam Ironsight on the King Crab, and have the Sailor and Kurt use Kick to the Dick, as it has the fastest animation. An alternate, arguably safer, strategy is having Kurt use normal attacks instead of Kick to the Dick, which is slower, but more consistent.
13. Once you are in Meed City, go north and into the arena. It only has one opponent, Gündalf. Beat him, and the run is done.