You've got the momma jeans, and a Mr. Fantastic face. So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheesecake! Republicans need a puppet, and you fit! Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt! I'm the Head of State! You're like a head of cabbage! 'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package! (ha) You're a bad man with no chance; you can't even touch me! I got four more years (two terms!) in the White House; just trust me! I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half, 'Cause right now, I'm 47 percent through kicking your ass!