Well, you know I was a runner when I was a younger man. Until the route got paved with duping and they took away my rek. And now the monument before us, it stands so tall and proud. A glorious new wrong warp thing upon the run that I once plowed. Ooohwoah.

I sold my house out in the country to rent a trailer by the mall. It's not so bad except the kitchen's just a little small. I got a job at the local hardware store, where I work till five o'clock. But now they found another run improvement skip thing in the code.

Ooohooh, what's the sense of all this run improvement? Well, I liked the run the way it was before. If this is what the game has come to stand for, I don't think we need improvement anymore.

I lost my job at the hardware store when the owner closed it down. He sasid the rent was just too high to keep his family in this town. He sold his house to an executive, who tore it down to build a new. A million dollar mansion with a twenty dollar view. Ooohwoah.

What's the sense of all this run improvement? Well, I liked the run the way it was before. If this is what the game has come to stand for, I don't think we need improvement anymore.

Someday this game will reach its goal and everyone will have A good run on the speedrun.com Grand Theft Auto boards. Clear the way for progress by demolishing the past. A hundred miles an hour and we're going nowhere fast. Ooohooh.

Ooohooh, what's the sense of all this run improvement? Well, I liked the run the way it was before. And if this is what the game has come to stand for, I don't think we need improvement anymore. I don't think we need improvement anymore.