Make sure difficulty is set to Hard. Be careful to not hit Play Again. Pick whoever you want unless specified. Skip all replays. Play them in what ever order you want.

Football- Let your opponent score a goal. Then just run around with the ball until time is up.

Golf- Play fast and hope you get the ball in the hole.

Long Jump- Pick Sonic and spam the A button and foul all 3 times.

Archery- Hold R until the countdown appears then let go.

Beach Volleyball- Just press the A button once when serving. Run away from the ball when it's hit towards you.

Gymnastics- Pick the Mario song because it's the fastest and let it play.

BMX- Pick Sonic and play through it as fast as possible.

Table Tennis- Just press the A Button once when serving. Let the ball go by you all other times.

Swimming- Pick Sonic and play through as fast as possible.

110m Hurdles- Pick Sonic and play through as fast as possible.

100m- Pick Sonic and spam the A Button until you finish.

Javelin- Pick Sonic and slide your pen on the bottom screen until you can lock your speed. Pick it up and make a small line so you foul. Do this all 3 times.

Boxing- Let your opponent knock you out and don't attempt to get up.

Equestrian- Pick Sonic and play through as fast as possible.

If a character becomes proven to be the fastest for a specific event, feel free to let me know.