This is a detailed guide. Feel feee to use it for an abridged version considering it's length. The Numbers beside ham chat names show where you get them, so you can Control F to find the first appearance of the needed chat fast if you miss something in a run while using this guide.

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak all Ham-Chats Detailed Routing Default/Tutorial Chats: 1.DigDig 2.Hamha 3.Hif-Hif 4.Lookie 5.No-P 6.Yep-P 7.Scoochie 8.Scrit-T 9.Stickie 10.Tack-Q Do Tutorial Go To Sunny Peak Go Up To Above River BUT below Hamlift Bros. Use 9.Stickie on Bush for 11.Blushie Go Up to Stump(DONT 10.Tack-Q Hamlift Bros yet) Walk onto stump for 12.Heyhoo 2.Hamha to Oxnard for 13.Bluhoo Walk onto Handkerchief for 14.Gogo Repeat on Newspaper and Strap for the Strap item. Continue to Right all the way Go down the vines Say 4.Lookie to Arnie to get 15.PakaPaka Go to right and 15.Pakapaka the boat [ALT:Untie boat while not on it, climb vine, leave area and come back to Dock] After you get off boat, 2.Hamha the tan hamster for 16.Putput Go to left and 12.Heyhoo torwards the river to learn 17.Offdoff 17.Offdoff the Battery and 16.Putput it into boat Drive it to Bijou to get 18.Mega-Q Go back and 10.Tack-Q [Alt: Heyhoo]the Pink of Hamlift Bros for 19.Hamlift Walk back to boat and 2.Hamha to tan hamster for 20.Bestest Go to the right side and 2.Hamha to Arnie Climb Vine and 19.Hamlift Pepper 13.Bluhoo Pepper for 21. Oopsie Follow them back for 22.Gossip-P Go down to activate spat for 23.Smoochie After the cutscene in the clubhouse, 2.Hamha to sleeping hamster for 24.Zuzuzu Go into photo area and 4.Lookie Seamore for the potty seat. Return to Sunny Peak, go to Blue Hamlift Bro Walk to right to trigger talking Use Hamlift on sunflower to get 20 seeds. Leave, return, and hamlift again for 20 more (if needed, unsure but likely) Give seat to Arnie, go up vines to get 25.Sesam-E the door Travel the Cave until you see the sign. Go Up, then go right to trigger Little brother sadness. Go right and trigger salesman, buy "Fresh" bananas Go back and give monkey bananas, walk to salesman screen and back Slip over Bananas to cheer up Little Brother (so he can help 25.Sesam-E the door) Walk back down the left tunnel, follow the kid's instructions (LeftDownLeftUpUp) Enter door with 25.Sesam-E and go up to trigger cutscene for 26.Hamigos After leaving, go down and left and trigger salesman, buy oilcan Go Up and then right, and then up the rope to find spat Walk to spat, say hamigos, repeat once more. Use 15.Pakapaka on the pink hamster to get 27. Liber-T Hurry back to get 28. Lovedove. Go down and back up. Talk to the PINK hamlift bro. to get 29.Bloat-T Leave, Go-to Clubhouse and 2.Hamha to Boss for Sandy Bay Enter Sandy Bay and go left, 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE Rock for "Mi" Go down and 2.Hamha the Red hamster for 30. Fussfuss 1.Digdig the blue marble from the bucket. Go left and 10.Tack-Q PIER Rock for "Do" Say 4.Lookie to Broski Go Up and Right [Or Right and Up] and 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE rock for "Mi" Go Right, say 2. Hamha to the blue hamster for 31.Tinglie Say 4.lookie to the Same hamster, then go left to pink hamster Use 3.Hif-Hif, then say 20.Bestest for 32.Dazzlie Then say 31. Tinglie to get the pineapple and go left Use 10.Tack-Q on the SHACK Rock for "Re" Say 2.Hamha to the wife hamster for 33.Blanko Go right and 10.Tack-Q the Brown hamster for 34.Bizzaroo 10.Tack-Q the RED CHAIR Rock for "Fa" Twice Use 10.Tack-Q on the SHACK Rock for "Re" Go Right and 10.Tack-Q PINEAPPLE Rock for "Mi" Go Down and left, 10.Tack-Q Rock BY THE PIER ROCK for "So" Finally, 10.Tack-Q the Pier Rock Then talk to Broski Go to left, see Barrette's Predicament, and get 35.Gasp-P Go to the opposite corner of the beach and leave to the clubhouse Say 35.Gasp-P to Seamore (Turtle Shell) [Or Boss] and then return to Barrette Watch Barrette get saved and learn 36.Fend-D 3.Hif-hif the board and the riddle bottle Leave, go Up and Right, and 1.Digdig below the musical rock 2.Hamha to the Husband, then 30.Fussfuss and leave the area Go to the Pier and to the husband, then 6.Yep-P Go up the ladder and watch the cutscene, then go left. 3.Hif-hif the scarf, then go left to see the cutscene, then go right. Go up into the building, then 2.Hamha to the blue hamster and say 6.Yep-P Leave the room, go left and 2.hamha the Dark Blue hamster and go inside 10.Tack-Q Fake Pashmina, then 9.Stickie, and 8.Scrit-T Go to the mirror and say 6.Yep-p to Practice Change the 3rd Ham-chat to 24.Zuzuzu and press end, 6.Yep-P, and Save. Press A to exit, leave the backstage room follow Pashmina up the ladder and the go down again Go left and up into the room and say 2.hamha to the old man Then say 12.Heyhoo twice to him to get 37.Tuggie, return to pashmina Say 37.Tuggie to them, save their love, and get 38.Snorklie. Go down the ladder, all the way left, and 2.Hamha to the dark blue hamster Go inside, 2.Hamha to the orange hamster, and 6.Yep-P to get Orange Hibiscus Leave the room, go right and down the ladder to the pier and say 2.Hamha to the husband Go right and 2.hamha to coach, then 6.Yep-P. Play by pressing A when it gets to You or Bijou Go up to the blue hamster, say 2.Hamha then 6.Yep-P to learn 39.Ta-Dah. Go to the pier and 12.Heyhoo Next say 39.Ta-dah to the husband to get 40.Hambond [ALT: give jar to wife for seeds if needed] Go to the clubhouse and unlock funland. Go up and talk to Harmony for 41.Passchat Go to funland. 2.Hamha the Ham-O-Matic for 42.Scrub-E Then, 1.Digdig in the trash for trash. Go counterclockwise and 10.Tack-Q the balloons to get 43.Koochi-Q. Continue Up until you see the ferris wheel cutscene. Go all the way down, then take a right into the control room. 15.Pakapaka the purple hamster. 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P it next. Go back to the gate and 12.Heyhoo the Owner Hamster. 2.hamha to the mad green hamster near the balloons, then 6.Yep-P for 44.Chukchuk Return to the control room and 44.chukchuk trash onto spat. 42.Scrub-E on Ham-O-Matic to get 45.Tiptop the leave and head up. Go left to the teacups and say 35.Gasp-P to the Hamster on the right (Stan) for 46.Hamteam Head left and 17.Offdoff the book, return and say 2.hamha go back and 12.heyhoo twice then go down two sections and 2.hamha to the blue hamster for 47.Lost-T Go right and up to the minigames area. 10.Tack-Q Ham Red for 48.Blash-T Enter the Digdig it area and 46.Hamteam at the sign for 49.Goodgo. Leave the game. Go into Tic Tack-Q and 9.Stickie for 50.delin-Q. Leave and enter Stickie Note. Play the Minigame and DO NOT ask for explanation. get 600-790 points and STOP Don't try again, instead leave and return to the striped hamsters from earlier and report the failiure. Suggest using 48.Blash-T, try it, return, and report failure to get 51.Minglie Go to the left and tell Maxwell 51.Minglie and then return, getting 52.Twirlie Go back to the clubhouse and unlock Boo Manor. Next leave to go there. Go up and watch the cutscene. Say 2.hamha to the guard, then go down and pickup the flyer. 1.Digdig into the pipe and then walk to where the salesman talks to you. Say 48.Blash-T twice before buying the ID card. 1.Digdig back out. Go to the guard and use 39.Ta-Dah. After entering, go to the desk and shout 12.Heyhoo to get 53.Thump-P, then 39.Ta-Dah for a Bronze Card. Head Downstairs and get 54.Go-P from the blue hamster via 53.Thump-P Go upstairs and to the end of the hall, use the bronze card to go inside 3.hif-hif the journal page and use 54.Go-P on the 2nd mirror. Walk inside it. Battle the ghost using stickie as he appears on a square. (RNG is a factor) 3.hif-hif the board, 16.Putput it, then 17.Offdoff it before leaving. Go upstairs to the elevator, 19.hamlift to push the button and go up a floor. When you arrive, 2.hamha then 48.Blash-T the arguing hamsters for 55.Hamspar. Go to the right 1 room and enter, then 55.Hamspar the fireplace. 2.Hamha a ghost, preferrable the green one, to get 56.Nopookie Go all the way to the left and then upstairs, and stop when you see a ghost 10.Tack-Q and 55.Hampspar the ghost, then enter and walk straight up to dexter. Go back to the fireplace room and 55.hamspar again. 10.Tack-Q both ghosts to get 57.Nok-Nok and 58.Pushie. Go left until you see a blank wall. 57.Nok-Nok and 58.Pushie it, then go in. Yell 12.Heyhoo and then leave the room. Go Upstairs. Walk to the right until you see the elevator. Say 27.Liber-T to the Green one. Follow them back to where you were, and say 27.Liber-T again to Learn 59.Flipflop Go upstairs and 2 rooms to the right. Enter and play the Scrub-E minigame for a gold card. Go to the right and 2.hamha the green hamster. 19.hamlift to open the elevator Go left and 2.hamha to the green ghost hamster to learn 60.Perksie Go all the way left and 10.Tack-Q the left wall twice. Go in onto the 2 tiles. Answer the 3 questions, they are usually 5.No-P and finish the talking. Suggest 59.Flipflop and then 56.Nopookie for 5 rocks. yep. Go back down to the 3rd floor and walk to the right. Use 60.Perksie on the painting. Go back downstairs to the blank wall and 58.pushie to go inside again. Go behind the cage on the right side and 19.hamlift to pull the curtain. Go to the other side and walk into the mirror. 57.Nok-nok the one with the hamster inside. When you leave the room, finish the text and get 61.Dingding. Next, go to Sandy Bay, and go below the soccer players and use 53.Thump-P. The say 39.Ta-Dah to the one with the BLUE tail. Learn 62.Jamout Go to Funland and go Right, Up all the way, then right into the bathroom. Use 57.Nok-Nok on the door, then tell him 2.hamha, then 46.Hamteam On the ferris wheel, say 22.Gossip-P, then 43.Koochi-Q, and finally 23.Smoochie. Leave the ferris wheel and learn 63.Luck-E. Go all the way left, then down one, and 61.Dingding the dad hamster. Go up and then climb the stairs to the super coaster. Ride it with the dad. Go downstairs and tell the dad 47.Lost-T then follow him to the right. Go down one at the ferris wheel.Say 61.Dingding to the father. 2.hamha the butterfly behind the father. Follow him back to his family. Say 2.hamha to the father to learn 64.Trust-T Head Up to hear the alarm for the ham ranger show. Go to the top middle and talk to the show's entrance guard. Find a random 3 of 5 ham rangers in these locations, say 30.fussfuss: Red(Do Last):Nok-Nok Bathroom door, then 30.fussfuss (Guaranteed) Yellow:Sleeping at water fountian. 10.Tack-Q the fountain to wake him Green:Go left and up from entrance until you see a green ham turned away from you. Blue:At the Stickie note game, below leaderboards Pink:10.Tack-Q the cart of balloons Once all but the Red Ranger are ready go back and say fussfuss to the kid, then leave for boo manor. Go to the 4th floor (you need to 2.hamha to green again on 3rd) Walk to the room with the green ghost. 57.Nok-nok and 58.Pushie on the wall. Use 62.Jamout on the piano, say 6.Yep-P and take the ghost's test. Answers are Moonlight, Beethoven, Piano, and however many questions (count yourself). Go down using the elevator to floor 2, and go to the room all the way to the right. [ALT:Use the upstairs exit, return and go up the elevator to floor 2] Learn 65.Stead-E by using 62.Jamout on the piano Go upstairs, walk to the right of the 3rd floor elevator and enter the room Go to the painting and use Gasp-P, letting you follow her to Fun Land Watch the Ham Ranger show and get 66.Hardihar. Go to the Tea Cups and exit Fun Land through the hole below. Go to the clubhouse to unlock wildwoods, then go there. Walk to the right and 2.hamha to the old hamster for 67.Wait-Q Go left, then down (between the log), Right, then down. 2.hamha cappy, then 34.Bizzaroo to learn 68.Hampact. Leave to Sunny Peak. Go up all the way (NO BOAT) then two to the right. Walk towards the cave, then walk again, then 1.digdig inside Then 2.hamha Seedric, go down vine to wild woods. Go back to cappy, where he was before, and say 28.lovedove Go straight up into the cage and say 46.hamteam to Bog once released. Go:Down, Left, Up, Up, Right, Down, Right. Say 13.Bluhoo and 6.Yep-P to Cappy. Go to Seedric's Hot Springs and learn 69.Hamboree Go into Springs and 1.digdig for Hot Spring Egg. Do it 2 more times to get music note and ammonite rock (not guaranteed, you can do it a few extra times to be safe) Leave going down the vine to Wildwoods Say 39.Ta-Dah to bog for 70.Clingie Go down, right, and 70.Clingie onto the vine above the moss rock. Say 67.Wait-Q to Jingle to get 71.Thank-Q Use 70. Clingie to leave, go to the right of entrance to get the wedding. Go down to exit, then back up. Go left and 2.hamha, then 51. Minglie, with the crying child, for 72.Bye-Q Go into the left building and 2.hamha with the blue hamster for 73.hulahula Go into the next building and buy the rubber band, Exit village area, go all the way to the left, then down. 12.heyhoo at spat, then 3.Hif-hif the branch. Go up, then all the way to the right inside the building. Say 16.putput to the orange hamster then reenter the village. Go right, watch cutscene, then leave village. Go down and get 74.hamscope. Shoot that hamster. Go left all the way and down back to spat. Use 74.Hamscope on the bee hive. 3.hif-hif the red marble and get back to village, 2.hamha the couple. watch and learn 75.Vast-T Leave Village after 2.hamha mayor for red bead (REMEMBER) Go all the way to the left, then down twice. 10.Tack-Q the monkey, go straight up. 74.Hamscope the green parakeet twice and go back with the fruit Learn 76.might-T and run from mad monkey. Leave Wildwoods. Unlock Spat tower, but go to Sunny Peak Go to Sesam-E cave and Putput the lever with oil. Then PULL it. (DONT FORGET) Go up to the top. 3.hif-hif the rock and note, enter the cave, and 3.hif-hif those rocks 16.putput oil on the minecart and 14.gogo into it Talk to the Hamsters and get 77.Rubrub. 3.hif-hif nearby rocks then go down. 16.putput the beads into slots. 37.Tuggie the master spoon out. Leave Sunny Peak. Go to Spat tower and 4.Lookie,12.Heyhoo,25.Sesam-E and 9.Stickie across the water Go to Wildwoods and go right until you go to the lab. 2.hamha the orange hamster, then 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P the pink hamster 39.Ta-Dah the pink hamster to get 78.Wake-Q. Leave and re-enter. 2.hamha the orange hamster, then 6.yep-P. 14.Gogo and 9. Stickie the Hamapult Enter the cave (top right) and 60.Perksie at the door say 41.Passchat and 27.Liber-T to the guard. Go inside and 74.hamscope the robot and fail Solve the slide puzzle on the floor and go to the clubhouse go upstairs and say 44.chukchuk and 46.hamteam to harmony to get love shots. Go to Spat Tower and defeat him (Shoot into is mouth with hamscope) 79.Pooie is learnt after winning. Watch credits. [EDIT: New skip! Reset during credits to skip them! EDIT 2: Unconfirmed; don't try until confirmed] Go into the village at Wildwoods, and go to the right side. Go into the gold building and say 79.pooie to the queen. Get the Pooie recipe. Go to the clubhouse and 77.rubrub all the rocks once and hope for: 1 Ammonite (Hot Springs), 1 Banana Stone (Guaranteed), and 2 Glass beads. Got them all? Nice job, skip ahead to the ~ sign. Don't? Time to farm. The only ones you can be missing are Ammonite and Glass beads Both are found at sunny peak. Be patient, mine took 10 times, others took 1 or 2. If you listened and got ammonite then go to fun land, it is much faster to get the beads there because of running length ~Go back to the queen and use 39.Ta-Dah. Get the Star Key and Leave. Go to spat tower, and re-enter the cave, and open the lock. The couple reunites, uses 80.swellie and we go back to harmony. Follow her downstairs to learn 81.Tran-q, 82.gofor, and 83.lalalala. 2.Hamha and 6.Yep-P to boss for another board, go back to sunny peak, and climb up the rope at the top. 2.hamha to Panda to give him the parts of the bridge left, and climb down. Go further away until Panda yells for you. Tell Panda 2.hamha to get 84.Hamtast, and ignore the raindow key on the other side. 14.Gogo out and leave. Go to sandy bay. 14.Heyhoo to change islands at the pier. Go into the Dance studio and look into the mirror. Add 73.Hulahula as the first move and save. Say 2.hamha and 6.Yep-P to the orange hamster. Watch the performances. Leave dance studio and go one to the right. 2.hamha to light blue hamster TWICE for 85.Greatchu Go back to the dance studio mirror. Make your Dance EXACTLY as follows: 85.Greatchu,50.Delin-Q,24.Zuzuzu,84.Hamtast,72.Bye-Q,49.Goodgo,29.Bloat-T,11.Blushie,84.Hamtast,32.Dazzlie, and 83.Lalalala. When you leave, Boss and Harmony will teach you 86.Hamcheer This is all 86 Ham-Chats, when the credits roll you stop the timer.