Shit Ass

HOLY SHIT. THE MLB ADDED A NEW RULE, IF A FAN CATCHES A BALL YOU'RE OUT! IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS A WEAK FOUL BALL OR AN ABSOLUTE SWAMP DONKEY, IF A FAN MAKES A PLAY, THE BATTER IS OUT. ITS RUMOURED THE COMMISIONER MADE THIS RULE TO NERF THE 12 YEAR OLD PRODIGY "LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV" WHO HAS A SAD, INCURABLE DISEASE THAT EVERYTIME HE MAKES CONTACT ITS AN ABSOLUTE 450 FOOT DEAD CENTER PISS MISSILE COCKSHOT. TEAMS JUST STARTED TO PUT THEIR OUTFIELDERS IN THE BLEACHERS TO CATCH HIS DINGERS, SO LASTEROID HAD TO START HITTING THE BALL OUT OF THE PARK. NOW, HUNDREDS OF FANS JUST CAMP OUTSIDE OF THE STADIUM WITH THEIR GLOVES TO TRY AND PUT OUT THE GOAT. YALL ROCKIN WITH THE NEW RULE?

shoutouts to @Incredi for doing this run for me

KEYCRON!!!!!!!!