Of all the scientific minds in history They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? I'm a master, I discovered gravity! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree You're no match for me, you got a bach degree I got a unit of force named after me! You want a battle guy? That's a crazy notion When I start flowing, I stay in motion First Law. Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a Bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift! I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with You waste time debating creationists, While I create the science you explain to kids

Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride What'd you do with the back half of your life? You freaked out, Started counting coins for the bank, And you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh! You wrote a book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body Your work on orbits was exemplary, But your circle of friends was shoddy! Oh! You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?) I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh! Stick to drinking that Mercury Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!

Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes! Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction Except for when we both start rapping! I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding And I can calculate the weight and the size and the Shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in! And I will leave you with a page from a Book I wrote at half of your age to rebut